PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roch Doisneau (ranked 370 p4p, 515 weight class) and Super Meat Boy (ranked 9 p4p, 26 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Doisneau
vs
Meat Boy

185 cm
27
236
12 - 3 - 0

190 cm
43
285
31 - 18 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Roch Doisneau!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Super Meat Boy!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Percy O'Donnell and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Doisneau gets tackled into the ropes by Meat Boy. Meat Boy maintains the clinch.
Meat Boy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Doisneau's efforts to push away.
Doisneau dodges an elbow strike from Meat Boy.

Doisneau manages to break the clinch.

Meat Boy pushes Doisneau up against the ropes in a clinch.
Meat Boy blocks an uppercut.
Doisneau tries to break free but Meat Boy pushes him back against the ropes.
Meat Boy tries to work over Doisneau's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Doisneau misses with a punch to the body.
Doisneau tries to circle away but Meat Boy has him pinned against the ropes.

Meat Boy manages to break the clinch.
Doisneau misses with a hook.
Meat Boy scores with a kick to the body.
Meat Boy cracks Doisneau with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

It looks like Roch Doisneau has been cut.

Meat Boy drives through and clinches with Doisneau against the ropes.
Meat Boy lands with a left to the head.
Meat Boy is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Doisneau is keeping busy.

Doisneau escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Meat Boy pushes Doisneau up against the ropes in a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doisneau blocks a body shot from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy throws a head punch that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doisneau fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Doisneau misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Doisneau misses with a hook from the clinch.
Meat Boy tries a body shot but Doisneau blocks it.
Meat Boy scores with a hook to the body.
Doisneau is breathing heavily.
Meat Boy misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Meat Boy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Doisneau's efforts to push away.
Doisneau misses with a hook to the ribs.
Doisneau prevents a body shot from Meat Boy.
Doisneau misses with a hook from the clinch.
Meat Boy slowing the pace effectively.
Doisneau lands with a light punch inside.
Meat Boy tries a body shot but Doisneau blocks it.
Doisneau lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Meat Boy backwards.
Good body shot from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy lands an uppercut.
Meat Boy scores with a shoulder strike.
Meat Boy lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Doisneau or not.
A short body shot lands from Meat Boy as the two fighters clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doisneau blocks a body shot from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Meat Boy cracks Doisneau with a nice body shot.

Meat Boy breaks the clinch.

Meat Boy takes the fight into the clinch.
Meat Boy tries a body shot but Doisneau blocks it.
A nice left hand lands by Meat Boy.
Doisneau throws a head punch that misses.
Doisneau takes a shot to the head.

Meat Boy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
We've been told by Doisneau's head coaches at The Foundry that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Meat Boy is looking to clinch.
Doisneau throws a lazy right hand but Meat Boy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Meat Boy scores with a jab to the jaw.
Super Meat Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doisneau takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Meat Boy moves in looking to clinch but Doisneau pushes him off.
Meat Boy thuds his right hand into Doisneau's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Meat Boy slips a straight right by Doisneau.
Doisneau chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Meat Boy can pounce on him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doisneau lands with an uppercut that bounces Meat Boy off the ropes and back into range.
Meat Boy stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Meat Boy fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Doisneau square on the jaw! Damn, Doisneau is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Super Meat Boy!
Super Meat Boy managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Neon Zombie, into his post fight interview.