PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pertti Naulakko (ranked 787 p4p, 1126 weight class) and Akimbo Spice (ranked 114 p4p, 167 weight class). Naulakko comes to the cage accompanied by Amon Amarth - First Kill. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Naulakko
vs
Spice

180 cm
41
213
24 - 15 - 0

194 cm
36
207
21 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 15 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pertti Naulakko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Akimbo Spice!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spice throws a nice outside leg kick.
Naulakko lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
An inside leg kick lands from Spice.
Naulakko checks the leg kick.
Naulakko throws a chopping leg kick but Spice manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A head kick by Spice misses
and Naulakko counters with a straight right hand.
Spice misses with a wild combination.
Spice throws a sloppy head kick and Naulakko moves out of range easily.
Naulakko throws a hook but Spice avoids it easily.
Naulakko on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Naulakko jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Spice lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Spice lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Naulakko has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Naulakko and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Spice fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Naulakko has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Naulakko takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Naulakko takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Naulakko looks to throw the jab but Spice is out of range.
Spice displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Naulakko throws out the jab.
Naulakko blocks a head kick by Spice.
Spice lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Naulakko moves out of range of the leg kick from Spice.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spice takes one on the button.

It looks like Akimbo Spice has been cut.
Spice tries to bum rush Naulakko with a series of wild strikes but Naulakko uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Naulakko appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
No joy there for Spice, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Spice walks into a stiff left hand from Naulakko.
Naulakko lands with an uppercut that bounces Spice off the cage and back into range.
Naulakko misses with a wild combination.
Spice throws a body shot but no joy.
Spice lands a head kick!
Spice throws a leg kick that is checked
and Naulakko counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Naulakko lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Spice circles away quickly and effectively.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Naulakko throws a low kick but Spice avoids it.
Spice throws a big shot that misses.
Spice throws a right and a left that Naulakko avoids nicely.
Naulakko scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Naulakko lands a lovely overhand right.
Spice tries a head kick but it misses.
Spice fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Naulakko manages to avoid it.
Akimbo Spice seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spice misses with a series of wild punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spice thuds a left hand into Naulakko's body.
Spice motions for Naulakko to come forward. Spice throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
An attempted straight right counter from Naulakko misses the target.
Naulakko swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Naulakko jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Spice thows a left - swing and a miss!
Spice throws a series of punches but Naulakko avoids them all with ease.
Spice rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Naulakko moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Naulakko gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Spice's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Naulakko connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Spice scrambles back to his feet.
Spice pivots, looking for a leg kick but Naulakko is out of range and Spice settles back down.
Naulakko misses the shot to the body.
Naulakko misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Spice connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Naulakko digs a good hook to Spice's body.
Spice loses concentration momentarily and Naulakko pounces with a three punch combo! Right, left, right! Spice crashes face first to the mat, out cold! Naulakko finishes this one with a fantastically precise combo! Great stuff.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Pertti Naulakko!
After winning the bout, Pertti Naulakko thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.