PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Blazej Byczkiewicz (ranked 452 p4p, 1113 weight class) and Donald Trump (ranked 72 p4p, 169 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Byczkiewicz might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to The Analogs - Szczecin. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Byczkiewicz
vs
Trump

180 cm
32
215
20 - 12 - 0

182 cm
37
203
36 - 18 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Blazej Byczkiewicz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 36 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Donald Trump!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Daniel Blasius and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Byczkiewicz lands a nice shot to the body.
Byczkiewicz thows a left - swing and a miss!

Byczkiewicz forces Trump back against the cage and clinches.
Byczkiewicz working aggressively here.
Byczkiewicz lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Trump.
Trump misses with an elbow strike.
Byczkiewicz working aggressively here.
I was talking to Byczkiewicz's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Byczkiewicz misses with the head strike.
Byczkiewicz has a couple of punches blocked by Trump.
Byczkiewicz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Byczkiewicz throws a head punch that misses.
Byczkiewicz avoids the elbow strike from Trump, against the cage.
Byczkiewicz misses with a punch to the body.
Trump lands a hook that snaps the head of Byczkiewicz backwards.
Byczkiewicz gets through Trump's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Byczkiewicz throws a head punch that misses.

Byczkiewicz breaks the clinch.
Trump uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Byczkiewicz.
Trump keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Byczkiewicz rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Trump moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Byczkiewicz swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Trump missing with a left hand there. Byczkiewicz was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Byczkiewicz looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Trump misses with a body shot.
Byczkiewicz rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Trump counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Blazej Byczkiewicz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Byczkiewicz looks to score with a jab to the body but Trump is just out of range.
Trump throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Byczkiewicz counters with a nice uppercut.

Trump closes the distance and clinches.
Byczkiewicz doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

Byczkiewicz breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Trump cracks a nice hook into Byczkiewicz's ribs.
Trump keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Trump has managed to clinch.

Byczkiewicz breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Trump lands with a slapping head kick.

It looks like Blazej Byczkiewicz has been cut.
Trump throws a nice looking combination but Byczkiewicz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Byczkiewicz throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Trump sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The fighters circle momentarily. Byczkiewicz darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Byczkiewicz misses with a wild combination.
Byczkiewicz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Trump throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Trump throws a head kick that misses.
Trump gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Byczkiewicz tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Trump manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Trump tries to close the distance and clinch up but Byczkiewicz swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Byczkiewicz swats away the attempt to clinch by Trump.
An attempted straight right counter from Byczkiewicz misses the target.
Trump needs to keep his hands up - Byczkiewicz had a free shot at his head there.

Trump closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Byczkiewicz misses with a punch to the body.
Trump gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Trump blocking some punches.
Byczkiewicz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Trump blocks an uppercut.
Byczkiewicz scores with a shoulder strike.
Byczkiewicz tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Byczkiewicz blocks a body shot from Trump.

Byczkiewicz breaks the clinch.
Trump uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Byczkiewicz.

Trump instigates a clinch.
Byczkiewicz stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

Trump pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Byczkiewicz connects with a right hand. Trump shakes it off.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Trump.
Trump throws an off balance right hand
and Trump takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Byczkiewicz uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Trump.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Trump misses with a low kick.
Byczkiewicz connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Trump swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Byczkiewicz cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Byczkiewicz uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Trump has time to react.
Trump tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Trump tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Byczkiewicz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

Trump closes the distance and clinches.
Trump lands an uppercut.
Trump blocks an uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Byczkiewicz.

Byczkiewicz escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Trump tries a head kick but it misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A swing and a miss from Byczkiewicz.

Byczkiewicz bobbing and weaving well here. And he's unloaded with a massive right hand that drops Trump! He dives into his guard looking to finish!

Trump is rocked!
Byczkiewicz stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Trump swivels though and keeps the full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Blazej Byczkiewicz dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Blazej Byczkiewicz's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Trump tries to clinch up.
Byczkiewicz misses with a looping left.
Byczkiewicz just misses with a punch to the body.

Trump moves into the clinch successfully.

Byczkiewicz escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Trump blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Trump is trying to force a seperation but Byczkiewicz has the dominant position.
Byczkiewicz fails to pull guard.
Trump can't find room to land a body shot as Byczkiewicz controls the action.
Trump blocks a body shot from Byczkiewicz.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short right from Byczkiewicz on the inside.
Trump looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Trump blocking some punches.
Byczkiewicz throws a head punch that misses.
Byczkiewicz is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Trump can do to turn this around?
A short right from Byczkiewicz on the inside.
Trump throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Byczkiewicz's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Byczkiewicz throws a punch but it's blocked by Trump.

Trump breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Trump throws a head kick but Byczkiewicz moves out of range.
Byczkiewicz throws a body punch but Trump moves out of range.
Byczkiewicz throws a good cross that connects.

Byczkiewicz closes the distance and pushes Trump back into the cage.
A short right from Byczkiewicz.
Byczkiewicz tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Trump just stands there and leans against the cage.
Byczkiewicz lands an uppercut.
Byczkiewicz doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Byczkiewicz throws a head punch that misses.
Byczkiewicz tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Byczkiewicz tries to throw a body punch but Trump avoids it by throwing Byczkiewicz back against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Trump.
A short right from Byczkiewicz.
Trump has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Byczkiewicz seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Trump can turn it around.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Trump tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Byczkiewicz.
Byczkiewicz lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Byczkiewicz lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Trump backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Trump.
Nice body punch from Trump - that landed with a thud.
Trump tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Byczkiewicz's elbow.
Byczkiewicz is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Trump to keep the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Blazej Byczkiewicz. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Byczkiewicz escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Trump with the inside leg kick.
Byczkiewicz slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Nice straight punches there by Trump. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Trump.

Trump gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Byczkiewicz can't find room to land a body shot as Trump controls the action.
Trump comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Byczkiewicz tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Trump blocks an uppercut.

Byczkiewicz manages to break the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trump scores with a hook.
Trump tries to close the distance and clinch but Byczkiewicz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Trump tests Byczkiewicz's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Byczkiewicz closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Byczkiewicz lands a shoulder strike.
Byczkiewicz lands a nice uppercut.
Byczkiewicz tries to throw a body punch but Trump avoids it by throwing Byczkiewicz back against the cage.
Trump lands a right hand.
Blazej Byczkiewicz has scored more points in the clinch so far.

Trump manages to break the clinch.
Trump throws a hook but Byczkiewicz avoids it easily.
Byczkiewicz misses with a looping right.
Byczkiewicz fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Trump slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Byczkiewicz fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Byczkiewicz misses with a hook. Trump ducked under it nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Byczkiewicz thows a left - swing and a miss!
Byczkiewicz keeps the fight on the outside.
Trump misses with a two punch combination.
Trump tries to close the distance and clinch but Byczkiewicz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Blazej Byczkiewicz is winning the standup battle so far.
Byczkiewicz moves out of range of the body kick from Trump.
Byczkiewicz jabs Trump right on the nose. Trump blinks but takes it well.
Donald Trump is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Trump takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

Byczkiewicz takes the fight into the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Byczkiewicz creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Byczkiewicz misses with a punch to the body.
Byczkiewicz misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Trump blocks a body shot from Byczkiewicz.

Byczkiewicz breaks from the clinch.
Trump bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Blazej Byczkiewicz dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Blazej Byczkiewicz's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Byczkiewicz clinches.
Byczkiewicz throws a punch but it's blocked by Trump.
Trump blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Byczkiewicz scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Byczkiewicz tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Byczkiewicz tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Byczkiewicz softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Byczkiewicz pulls guard successfully.
Trump must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Byczkiewicz trying to control the position.
Byczkiewicz wants to sweep but no luck.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Byczkiewicz keeping moving, preventing Trump from controlling successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Byczkiewicz tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Byczkiewicz is working hard here to advance position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Byczkiewicz trying to keep a closed guard but Trump is proving a slippery customer.
Trump trying to control the position from guard on top but Byczkiewicz is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Byczkiewicz lands the left hand.
Byczkiewicz throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Trump connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Byczkiewicz clinches up against the cage.
Byczkiewicz keeps control of Trump as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Byczkiewicz.

Trump pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Byczkiewicz throws an overhand right that lands on Trump's shoulder, as Trump tries to avoid the shot.
Byczkiewicz throws a body shot but no joy.
Byczkiewicz misses with a straight right.
Trump throws a big counter head kick but Byczkiewicz avoids it with no problem.
A head kick from Trump lands but Byczkiewicz takes it in his stride.
Trump slips a jab from Byczkiewicz.
Byczkiewicz thows a left - swing and a miss!
Byczkiewicz misses the shot to the body.
Despite the aggression on Trump's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Byczkiewicz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Trump uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Byczkiewicz.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Trump walks into a straight right hand from Byczkiewicz.
Trump tries to clinch but Byczkiewicz moves away
and Byczkiewicz connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Byczkiewicz lands a jab to the nose.
Byczkiewicz connects with a combination that backs up Trump into the cage. Byczkiewicz lands a flurry of punches that gets past Trump's guard. Trump is down and the referee has seen enough. It is all over! Byczkiewicz bursts into tears - this win obviously means a huge amount to him.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Blazej Byczkiewicz!
Our winner, Blazej Byczkiewicz, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
The defeated Donald Trump had this to say: 'It was the russians !'.