PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mama Tosen (ranked 1625 p4p, 1299 weight class) and Slash Shredder (ranked 183 p4p, 144 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Tosen
vs
Shredder

177 cm
34
150
15 - 11 - 0

178 cm
25
152
11 - 9 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Hoarse Pills
Bondi MMA 🏝️

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mama Tosen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 2, fighting out of London, Slash Shredder!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Topper Green and Ben Watson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shredder takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Tosen has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Hammer House of Horror in the buildup to the fight.
Tosen moves away from the strike by Shredder.
Shredder moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Tosen.
Shredder looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Shredder throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Shredder lands a nice looking body shot.
Tosen keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Shredder.
Tosen misses the jab.
Tosen missing with a left hand there. Shredder was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Shredder looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Shredder uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tosen.
Shredder checks a leg kick nicely.
Shredder missing with a left hand there. Tosen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tosen fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Left hook, right uppercut from Tosen.

It looks like Slash Shredder has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shredder throws an overhand right that lands on Tosen's shoulder, as Tosen tries to avoid the shot.
A swing and a miss from Tosen.
Tosen looks to land a left hand but Shredder moved out of range nicely.
Shredder misses with a looping right.
Tosen defending well as Shredder loads up on a big left hand.
Tosen feints and then cracks Shredder's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Shredder down.
Tosen moves into range and lands a nice body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tosen walks into a left hand.
Shredder fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tosen manages to avoid it.
Shredder throws a lazy right hand but Tosen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Shredder chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Tosen can pounce on him.
Tosen is looking to land body kicks.
Shredder throws a lazy uppercut
and Tosen counters with a nice body kick.
Shredder throws a poor cross that misses
and Tosen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Slash Shredder seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shredder scores with a nice right hand.
Tosen takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Shredder staying out of range there.
Tosen throws a head kick that misses.
Shredder looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Tosen dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shredder moves out of range of the strikes.
Shredder throws a lazy uppercut
and Tosen counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Shredder throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Shredder loads up on a big right hand but Tosen slips the punch.
Tosen throws a lazy right hand but Shredder sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Shredder cracks Tosen with a right hand to the side of the head.
Shredder has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Good work by Shredder as he checks the leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tosen scoring well with a low kick there.
A lazy left from Shredder finds it's target.
Tosen walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Shredder misses with a wild body shot.
Tosen moves forwards but Shredder connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Shredder takes a swing at Tosen's ribcage but misses.
Shredder throws a jab when Tosen was well out of range.
Tosen swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Tosen with a nice calf kick.
Tosen feints and then cracks Shredder's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Shredder down.
Shredder connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Shredder misses with a lunging right hand
and Tosen counters with a nice low kick that buckles Shredder's knee momentarily.
Tosen throws an overhand right that lands on Shredder's shoulder, as Shredder tries to avoid the shot.
Tosen swings for the body but Shredder moves out of range.
Tosen pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Shredder is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Tosen had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Tosen works Shredder's body with a nice hook.
A swing and a miss from Tosen.
Tosen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Shredder.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tosen scores with a nice strike.
Shredder throws a body punch but Tosen moves out of range.
Tosen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Shredder.
Shredder uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tosen.
A shot to the liver by Shredder. Beautiful body shot.
Nice straight punches there by Tosen. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Tosen.
Shredder takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tosen motions for Shredder to come forward. Tosen throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Shredder throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Shredder scores with a nice right hand.
Shredder lands a jab to the nose.
Tosen takes one to the side of the head.
Shredder cracks Tosen with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Shredder with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Shredder takes a swing at Tosen's ribcage but misses.
Shredder swings for the body but Tosen moves out of range.
Shredder looks to score with a jab to the body but Tosen is just out of range.
Tosen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tosen lands a slapping body shot.
Tosen throws out a loose jab but Shredder uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shredder doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Shredder scores with a jab to the head.
Tosen on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Tosen throws a series of punches but Shredder moves out of range.
Shredder cracks Tosen with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Shredder swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Tosen fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Shredder has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Shredder swings for the body but Tosen moves out of range.
Shredder blocks a low kick nicely.
Shredder is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Tosen with a body shot.
Tosen staying out of range there.
Shredder's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Tosen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Shredder.
Shredder lands a jab.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Shredder throws a looping overhand right but Tosen ducks down to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tosen. Shredder does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tosen takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Shredder uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tosen.
Shredder connects with a right hand. Tosen shakes it off.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Mama Tosen will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Slash Shredder's cut.
That's time! Tosen's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Shredder throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tosen lands a slapping body shot.
The fighters circling - Tosen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nice defenses there by Tosen.
Tosen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Shredder tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tosen was well out of range. Poor timing from Shredder.
Shredder scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Tosen bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Shredder works Tosen's body with a nice hook.
Shredder pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tosen throws a good cross that connects.
A clash of legs there as Shredder blocks the low kick.
Tosen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Shredder looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shredder misses with a body punch
and Tosen counters with a nice uppercut.

Tosen moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! Shredder goes down! Can Tosen finish him!?

Shredder is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tosen trying to control the position from guard on top but Shredder is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Shredder is still in real trouble! Can Tosen finish him?
Tosen pushing down on Shredder's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Shredder seems to have recovered his senses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tosen is trying to control the action in half guard but Shredder is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

Tosen is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

Shredder is defending against the submission attempts here by Tosen.
Tosen trying to control from half guard but Shredder is working away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Tosen stalling.
Tosen is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Shredder can do to turn this around?
Tosen trying to control from half guard but Shredder is working away.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tosen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Shredder.
Tosen misses with a hook.
Tosen looks to throw the jab but Shredder is out of range.
A swing and a miss from Tosen.
Shredder jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Shredder connects with a nice looking jab.
Shredder takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

That has opened up Slash Shredder's cut even more.
Shredder uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Tosen drops his hands momentarily and Shredder takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Tosen looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Shredder cracks Tosen with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Shredder swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Tosen.
The fighters circling - Shredder throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Shredder throws a hook but Tosen blocks it.
Tosen tries to work over Shredder's front leg with a kick but Shredder checks it.
Shredder misses the jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shredder misses with an uppercut.
As Shredder backs away, Tosen returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
A decent looking cross lands there for Shredder.
Tosen misses with an uppercut. Shredder saw that one coming.
It seemed like Shredder was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shredder just misses with a punch to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Tosen misses the target.
Tosen wants to slow Shredder down by chopping away at his legs.
A little jabbing left from Shredder on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Good leg kick by Tosen.
Shredder lands a nice shot that snaps Tosen's head back.
Jab, jab by Tosen - just one landing.
Tosen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Shredder.
Tosen swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Shredder misses with an uppercut. Tosen saw that one coming.
Shredder scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Tosen lands with a kick to the ribs.
Shredder is breathing heavily.
A jab lands there for Tosen.

Tosen bobbing and weaving well here. And he's unloaded with a massive right hand that drops Shredder! He dives into his guard looking to finish!

The cut above Slash Shredder's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Shredder keeping moving, preventing Tosen from controlling successfully.
Tosen advances position into side control!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Mama Tosen dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Slash Shredder's cut.
That's time! Tosen's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Shredder bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Shredder throws a jab but it's blocked by Tosen.
Shredder looks to land a right hand but Tosen moved out of range.
Mama Tosen is winning the standup battle so far.
Shredder takes a swing at Tosen's ribcage but misses.
Tosen throwing a counter right hand but Shredder manages to avoid it.
Shredder connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Tosen thuds his right hand into Shredder's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Tosen throws a looping overhand right but Shredder ducks down to avoid it.
Tosen lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Tosen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Shredder moves away.
A nice leg kick lands there from Tosen.
Nice body punch from Shredder.
Good work by Shredder as he checks the leg kick.
Shredder throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Good standup being displayed there by Shredder as he connects with a hook.
A slow jab from Shredder misses its intended target.
Shredder checks a leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shredder misses with a wild body shot.
Tosen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tosen slips a jab from Shredder.
Tosen looks to land a combination but Shredder avoids it well.
Shredder looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Tosen lands a nice looking body shot.
Tosen misses with the combination.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Tosen.
Shredder throws a hook but Tosen blocks it.
Shredder connects with a nice looking jab.
Shredder throws an overhand right that lands on Tosen's shoulder, as Tosen tries to avoid the shot.
Tosen chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Shredder throws a jab when Tosen was well out of range.
Tosen looks to throw the jab but Shredder is out of range.
Shredder jabs at Tosen's body.
Tosen walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Tosen fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Shredder checks it well.
The fighters circling - Tosen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Tosen takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shredder throws a body punch but Tosen moves out of range.
Slash Shredder has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shredder on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Shredder misses the shot to the body.
Tosen pivots, looking for a leg kick but Shredder is out of range and Tosen settles back down.
A little jabbing left from Shredder on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Shredder bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Tosen's head backwards.
Tosen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Shredder fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tosen manages to avoid it.
Shredder missing with a left hand there. Tosen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Shredder.
Jab by Shredder.
Shredder dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Tosen throws a lazy right hand but Shredder sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Shredder. Tosen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Shredder fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tosen manages to avoid it.
Shredder slips a straight right by Tosen.
Shredder scores with a nice strike.
Shredder misses with a hook. Tosen ducked under it nicely.
Shredder walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tosen scores with a nice body kick.
Shredder takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Tosen throws out a powerful jab.
Tosen takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Shredder tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tosen was well out of range. Poor timing from Shredder.
Tosen throws a leg kick which misses Shredder's front leg but catches the back leg as Shredder tries to avoid it.
Shredder scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Shredder throws a right hand that misses
and Tosen counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Shredder gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Tosen.
Tosen gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Shredder lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Tosen lands a big shot that drops Shredder! Can he finish him?

Slash Shredder's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

Tosen is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Tosen looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tosen wants to control from the top but Shredder keeps moving.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Mama Tosen.
Well Tosen has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Topper Green scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ben Watson scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mama Tosen!
A victorious Mama Tosen thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.