PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Blade Wolf (ranked 23645 p4p, 1550 weight class) and Ronnie White (ranked 581 p4p, 208 weight class). White comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Battlesick kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ronnie White was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Wolf
vs
White

172 cm
23
171
2 - 10 - 0

164 cm
37
180
27 - 21 - 2

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Experienced

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Blade Wolf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 21 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ronnie White!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Gwen Towbar and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wolf pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wolf throws a half hearted mid kick.
Wolf throws a sloppy head kick and White moves out of range easily.
White connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Wolf throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
White scores with a body shot.
White tests Wolf's chin there with a solid looking shot.
White throws a nice inside leg kick.
White avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wolf looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wolf throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Wolf misses with an uppercut
letting White counter with a right hand.

It looks like Blade Wolf has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wolf doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
White connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

Wolf is rocked!
Wolf is aggressively charging in as White backs up avoiding any damage. White tosses out a jab and Wolf runs right into it face first! Wolf is out cold! White dropped down on all fours and is barking in Wolf's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ronnie White!
Ronnie White very nearly forgot to thank Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.