PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jeff Mma (ranked 2188 p4p, 1550 weight class) and Obama Filth (ranked 320 p4p, 231 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Filth's choice of entrance music: Beat the Bastards. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Mma
vs
Filth

182 cm
40
190
36 - 24 - 2

185 cm
29
193
11 - 10 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Brooklyn Apothecary

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 24 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jeff Mma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 10 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Obama Filth!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Andrew Berry and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mma rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Filth counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Filth looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Filth throws a leg kick which misses Mma's front leg but catches the back leg as Mma tries to avoid it.
Filth throws the left hand but Mma avoids the punch easily.
Mma has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Filth throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A nice leg kick lands there from Filth.
Filth tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Filth throws a hook but Mma avoids it easily.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Mma!
Mma uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Filth.
Filth on the wrong end of a nice jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mma uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Mma scores with a head kick.
Mma keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mma pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Filth doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Mma jabs Filth right on the nose. Filth blinks but takes it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mma misses with a body kick.
A big right from Mma misses.
Filth uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mma.
Filth lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Filth ducks right into an uppercut from Mma.
Mma slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Mma goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jeff Mma seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Filth takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Mma tries a low kick but Filth avoids it.
Mma has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Filth.
Filth moves out of range as Mma strikes.
Filth takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Mma jabs Filth to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Good work by Filth as he checks the leg kick.
Filth looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mma throws a leg kick that misses.
Mma lands with a nice body punch.
Mma lands with an uppercut that bounces Filth off the cage and back into range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Filth.
Mma pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Filth swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Mma swings for the body but Filth moves out of range.
Mma falls off balance throwing a combination
and Filth counters with a good, hard body kick but Mma shrugs it off.
Mma takes a kick to the side of the head.
Mma is looking to slow Filth down with leg kicks.
Filth throws a big shot that misses.
Filth scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Mma lands a really nice looking cross but Filth seems unphased.
Mma staying out of range there.
Nice shot by Filth.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Filth checks the leg kick nicely there.
Filth lands with an uppercut that bounces Mma off the cage and back into range.
Filth misses with a wild body shot.
Filth slips under a jab from Mma.
A nice inside leg kick there by Filth. That's going to slow Mma down.
Mma uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Filth.
Filth bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Filth looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Mma takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Filth looks to land a body kick but Mma moved away.
Filth throws a nice outside leg kick.
Mma throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Filth sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Filth lands a jab to Mma's midsection.
A slapping leg kick lands for Filth.
Mma connects with a crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mma slips a jab from Filth.
Mma lands a jab to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A low kick from Mma is predictable there
and Filth finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Filth on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Filth throws a quick inside leg kick.
Mma is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Filth pushes Mma away with a front kick.
Mma connects with a body shot.
Filth chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Mma goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Mma is looking to land body kicks.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Filth! But no joy.
Filth throws a sloppy head kick and Mma moves out of range easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Filth steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mma.
Filth misses with a straight right.
Filth gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Mma.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Mma crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Filth - the referee stops the clock and Mma gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Filth. Mma manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jeff Mma will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Mma misses with a hook.
Filth looks to throw the jab but Mma is out of range.
Filth fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Mma with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Mma dips to his left and cracks Filth with an uppercut!
Mma is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Filth lands a lovely overhand right.
Mma throws a leg kick that misses.
Filth misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Mma has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Filth.
Filth misses with a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mma throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Obama Filth seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nice jab there from Filth.
Filth bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nice uppercut lands for Filth. That snapped Mma's head back.
Mma lands with an uppercut that bounces Filth off the cage and back into range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Filth dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Mma. That did some damage!
Filth misses with a right hand
and Mma counters with a good, hard body kick but Filth shrugs it off.
Mma misses with an uppercut.
Filth looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Mma fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Filth connects with an inside leg kick.
Filth throws a nice inside leg kick.
Filth moves out of range of the body kick from Mma.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Filth! But no joy.
Mma tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Mma slips under a jab from Filth.
Filth is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Mma.
Filth stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A punch combination from Mma misses.
Filth throws a good cross that connects.
Mma throws a leg kick but Filth sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Filth tries a quick counter leg kick but Mma is wise to it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Filth fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Filth bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Mma ducks under a wild hook from Filth.
Filth misses the jab.
Filth just misses with a punch to the body.
Mma swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Mma steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Filth.
Mma fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Filth.
The fighters circling - Mma throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mma takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A nice leg kick lands there from Filth.
Mma will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Mma lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Filth thumps Mma with a low kick.
The fighters circling - Filth throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mma throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Mma misses with a left hand
and Filth counters with a stiff right hand.
Mma throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Filth uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mma.
Filth avoids the body shot from Mma.
Filth throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Mma lands with a straight right. Filth didn't see that one coming.
Mma takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Mma throws a hook but Filth blocks it.
Filth dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Filth thuds his shin into the meat of Mma's side.
A swing and a miss from Mma.
Filth feints a counter leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mma misses with a straight left.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mma swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Filth counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mma dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Mma finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Mma misses with a leg kick
letting Filth counter with a right hand.
Mma lands with an uppercut that bounces Filth off the cage and back into range.
Filth throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Mma throwing a counter right hand but Filth manages to avoid it.
Mma is looking to slow Filth down with leg kicks.
Mma scores with a nice head shot.
Mma throws a hook but Filth blocks it.
Mma lands a head shot.
Mma throws a poor cross that misses
and Filth counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mma throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Filth makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Filth lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Obama Filth showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Mma misses the jab.
Filth throws out a counter right but Mma avoids it with no problem.
Mma misses with a straight right.
Filth cracks Mma with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Filth moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Mma misses with a lunging right hand
and Filth counters with a big head kick but Mma shrugs it off.
Filth misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Mma counters with a nice body shot.
Mma throws a hook but Filth blocks it.
Filth appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Mma throws a leg kick
and Filth counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Filth throws a low kick but Mma avoids it.
A little feinted left hand from Mma on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Mma fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Filth on the side of the head.
Mma works Filth's body with a nice hook.
Filth throws a nice inside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Filth on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Filth cracks Mma with an open hand slap.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mma throws the kick towards the body but Filth avoids it.
Filth throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mma appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Mma looks to throw the jab but Filth is out of range.
Filth catches Mma with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A nice leg kick lands there from Filth.
A telegraphed right hand from Mma misses the target.
Filth was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Filth throws a body kick that misses.
Mma misses with a left hand
and Filth counters with a straight right hand.
Filth scores with a push kick.
Mma misses with a left hand
and Filth counters with a nice body shot.
Filth scoring well with a low kick there.
Mma uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Filth.
Filth with a nice calf kick.
Filth connects with an inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mma connects with a looping right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mma throws a hook but Filth blocks it.
Mma will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Filth feints and then cracks Mma's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Mma down.
Filth throws the kick towards the body but Mma avoids it.
Mma avoids the body shot from Filth.
Mma looks to throw a body kick
and Filth counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The fighters circling - Filth throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Filth moves out of range as Mma throws a body kick.
Filth misses with an attempted mid kick.
Mma thows a left - swing and a miss!
Filth lands with a nice body punch.
Mma thows a leg kick but Filth checks it
and Filth counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mma throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Filth counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Filth has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mma fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Filth checks it well.
Filth throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Mma throws the kick towards the body but Filth avoids it.
Filth let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Filth throws a head kick that misses.
Filth attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Filth rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Mma counters with a good low kick that Filth was not able to check.
Filth staying out of range there.
Mma misses with a jab, cross combination.
Filth throws a body shot but no joy.
Mma connects with the punch.
Filth lands a high kick!
Filth connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Filth avoids the head kick by Mma.
Filth feints a counter leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Filth lands with a shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A chopping leg kick lands by Filth.
A low kick from Mma misses
and Filth counters with a nice uppercut.
Mma swings for the body but Filth moves out of range.
Mma misses the shot to the body.
Filth swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Mma misses with an uppercut
and Filth counters with a thumping low kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Mma.
Mma looks to throw the jab but Filth is out of range.
Filth dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Mma. That did some damage!
Nice defenses there by Mma.
Filth is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Filth lands with a right hand.
Mma stuns Filth with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Obama Filth comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Filth has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 27:30
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 28:30
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Obama Filth!
Obama Filth bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.