PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Miyamoto Usagi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Zoidberg
vs
Usagi

190 cm
21
222 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

183 cm
22
215 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cuts easily

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Miyamoto Usagi!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Chris Downing and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Zoidberg closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Usagi drops down looking for an ankle pick but Zoidberg pulls his leg out and moves away.

Usagi closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.

Usagi is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Usagi is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Zoidberg is not content to let Usagi control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Usagi sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Zoidberg defending well though.
Zoidberg is not content to let Usagi control the position.
Zoidberg on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Zoidberg tries to get out of the position.

Usagi is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Zoidberg is trying to get back to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.

Usagi is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Usagi wants to control but Zoidberg is keeping him busy.
Zoidberg blocking the ground and pound attempt from Usagi.
Zoidberg is trying to maintain the position but Usagi is very close to passing his half guard.
Usagi trying to pass the guard but Zoidberg defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Usagi missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

Usagi is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Zoidberg sees it coming and defends easily.
Usagi is looking to advance position but Zoidberg won't allow it.

Usagi is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Usagi is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Zoidberg is just riding it out for now. Usagi eventually gives up the hold.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Usagi seems to be looking for submissions.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Usagi is trying to work for a kimura but Zoidberg is defending well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Miyamoto Usagi dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Usagi keeps the fight on the outside.
Zoidberg goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Usagi shoots in looking for a takedown. Zoidberg tries to sprawl out of it but Usagi keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Zoidberg manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Usagi shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Zoidberg but Zoidberg pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Usagi fails to land the takedown.
John Zoidberg has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Miyamoto Usagi.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Zoidberg rushes Usagi and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Usagi takes a knee right on the jaw!

It looks like Miyamoto Usagi has been cut.
Usagi is breathing heavily.
Usagi fails to pull guard.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Usagi lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Usagi's ribcage.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg scores with a knee to the head.
Usagi takes an elbow to the forehead.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to Usagi's face.
Zoidberg misses with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Usagi.
Zoidberg keeps control of Usagi as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Zoidberg keeps control of Usagi as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Usagi is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Zoidberg pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Usagi on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Usagi goes for a takedown attempt but Zoidberg pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Zoidberg stuffs the takedown attempt from Usagi. Usagi gets slowly back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Zoidberg closes the distance and clinches.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Usagi's ribcage.
Zoidberg pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Usagi avoids the damage to the body.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but Usagi is blocking nicely.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Usagi 's eye.
Usagi fails to pull guard.
Usagi jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Zoidberg walks away with a smile on his face. Usagi gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Zoidberg fails with an attempt to clinch.
Usagi thows a leg kick but Zoidberg checks it

and Zoidberg holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Usagi wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Usagi managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Usagi wants a takedown.
Usagi misses with an elbow strike.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Usagi tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Usagi has had enough of the clinch but Zoidberg keeps him there for the moment.
Usagi fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Usagi is looking to control Zoidberg's arms but Zoidberg gets an underhook and turns him. Now Usagi has his back to the cage.
Usagi tries to pull guard but Zoidberg holds him up against the cage and eventually Usagi drops back down to his feet.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Usagi is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Usagi blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Usagi looking for a takedown.

Usagi has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Zoidberg uses from the top position.

Usagi escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Zoidberg gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Zoidberg dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Miyamoto Usagi's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Usagi takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Zoidberg doesn't manage to clinch there - Usagi circles away.

Usagi shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Zoidberg's guard.
Usagi stops Zoidberg from standing up.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Usagi pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Zoidberg is keeping the position for now.
Usagi stands and throws Zoidberg's legs to the side, diving into side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Usagi in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Zoidberg taking a bit of punishment here - Usagi scoring with strikes.
Usagi misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.

Usagi has hold of Zoidberg's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Zoidberg seems comfortable defending it but Usagi has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Zoidberg is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Zoidberg is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Usagi couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Miyamoto Usagi!