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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thallis Whackis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Hossenfeffer comes to the cage accompanied by Tik Tok. Whackis has chosen I Touch Myself as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!
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176 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Thallis Whackis!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Felipe Paraventi and Seu Braga.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whackis looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Von Hossenfeffer is fending him off so far but Whackis persists. Nope, Von Hossenfeffer circles away and we're back to standing.
Von Hossenfeffer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Whackis swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Whackis moves in looking to clinch but Von Hossenfeffer pushes him off.
Whackis avoids the head kick by Von Hossenfeffer.
Whackis avoids the head kick by Von Hossenfeffer.
Whackis takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Von Hossenfeffer thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Whackis if he has to take too many more of those.
Whackis looks gassed!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Von Hossenfeffer has taken the fight to the clinch.
Von Hossenfeffer with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Whackis tries for a takedown but Von Hossenfeffer manages to get underhooks.
Von Hossenfeffer lands a knee to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer landing knees to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Von Hossenfeffer lands a knee to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer landing knees to the head.
Von Hossenfeffer utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer lands a nice knee to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer connects with a nasty looking knee right to Whackis's face.
Von Hossenfeffer connects with a knee to the head.
Von Hossenfeffer landing knees to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer connects with a nasty looking knee right to Whackis's face.
Von Hossenfeffer with a knee to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Hossenfeffer landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Von Hossenfeffer with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Von Hossenfeffer utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Von Hossenfeffer.
Von Hossenfeffer unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Von Hossenfeffer connects with a knee to the head.
Von Hossenfeffer prevents a takedown attempt there.
Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Thallis Whackis.
Von Hossenfeffer landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Von Hossenfeffer lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Von Hossenfeffer lands a knee to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer crunches a lovely knee into Whackis's ribcage.
Whackis fails to pull guard.
Whackis is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Knees to the body from Von Hossenfeffer.
Von Hossenfeffer connects with a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from Von Hossenfeffer.
Von Hossenfeffer prevents a takedown attempt there.
Von Hossenfeffer tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Whackis avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whackis has Von Hossenfeffer pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Von Hossenfeffer manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Whackis tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Von Hossenfeffer crunches a lovely knee into Whackis's ribcage.
Von Hossenfeffer working Whackis over with knees to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer lands a knee to the head.
Whackis looking for a takedown.
Von Hossenfeffer connects with a knee to the head.
Von Hossenfeffer missing with knees to the body.
Whackis drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Whackis takes a knee right on the jaw!
Whackis drops down looking for an ankle pick but Von Hossenfeffer pulls his leg out and moves away.
Whackis looks for a takedown but Von Hossenfeffer sprawls well.
Whackis stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Von Hossenfeffer.
Von Hossenfeffer throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Von Hossenfeffer.
Whackis shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Von Hossenfeffer but Von Hossenfeffer pushes him off and we're back to square one.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Von Hossenfeffer utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Von Hossenfeffer.
Von Hossenfeffer connects with a nasty looking knee right to Whackis's face.
Von Hossenfeffer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Von Hossenfeffer throws a front kick that sends Whackis stumbling back into the cage.
Thallis Whackis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A thudding body kick lands there by Von Hossenfeffer!
Von Hossenfeffer moves into range and clinches up with Whackis.
Von Hossenfeffer landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Von Hossenfeffer lands a good knee to the midsection. Whackis won't want to take too many of those.
Von Hossenfeffer scores with a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Von Hossenfeffer.
Whackis can't get the takedown.
Von Hossenfeffer landing knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Von Hossenfeffer obliges.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Von Hossenfeffer unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Von Hossenfeffer prevents the takedown attempt.
Whackis on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Whackis avoids it.
Whackis decides to pull guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Von Hossenfeffer throws and elbow that misses. Whackis uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Von Hossenfeffer's guard. Nice move by Whackis!
Whackis sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Von Hossenfeffer's guard.
Von Hossenfeffer on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Von Hossenfeffer tries to get out of the position.
Von Hossenfeffer is looking for a sweep. Whackis is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Whackis is working for a kimura but Von Hossenfeffer is defending it quite comfortably.
Whackis wants to pass the guard but Von Hossenfeffer is defending well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Von Hossenfeffer is refusing to be controlled, as Whackis sits in half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Whackis sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Whackis tries to keep at a distance but Von Hossenfeffer has taken the fight into the clinch.
Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Von Hossenfeffer lands a knee to the head.
Von Hossenfeffer landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Whackis in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Whackis takes a knee to the side of the body.
Von Hossenfeffer lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Von Hossenfeffer landing knees to the head.
A knee to the head by Von Hossenfeffer.
Von Hossenfeffer connects with a knee to the head.
Von Hossenfeffer gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Whackis.
Von Hossenfeffer tries to land knees in the clinch but Whackis avoids the damage to the body.
Whackis has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Von Hossenfeffer avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Von Hossenfeffer unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A knee to the head by Von Hossenfeffer.
Von Hossenfeffer prevents a takedown attempt there.
Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Thallis Whackis.
Von Hossenfeffer trying to land knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Whackis wants a takedown but no success here.
Von Hossenfeffer putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Whackis in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Von Hossenfeffer.
Whackis misses with a knee to the head.
Von Hossenfeffer landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Von Hossenfeffer with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Whackis tries for a takedown but Von Hossenfeffer manages to get underhooks.
Von Hossenfeffer crunches a lovely knee into Whackis's ribcage.
Von Hossenfeffer stops a takedown attempt from Whackis.
Whackis wants a takedown but no success here.
Von Hossenfeffer lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Whackis avoiding damage as Von Hossenfeffer throws knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Von Hossenfeffer.
Whackis wants to break free but Von Hossenfeffer has control.
Knees in the clinch landing for Von Hossenfeffer.
Von Hossenfeffer gets underhooks to prevent Whackis's takedown attempt.
Von Hossenfeffer working Whackis over with knees to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer prevents the takedown attempt.
Von Hossenfeffer missing with knees to the body.
Whackis blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Whackis wants a takedown.
Von Hossenfeffer utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whackis is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Von Hossenfeffer crunches a lovely knee into Whackis's ribcage.
Von Hossenfeffer with a knee to the head.
Whackis can't get the takedown.
Von Hossenfeffer lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Von Hossenfeffer misses with a knee strike.
Von Hossenfeffer trying to land knees to the body.
Whackis jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Von Hossenfeffer walks away with a smile on his face. Whackis gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Von Hossenfeffer leaves Whackis with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Von Hossenfeffer closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Von Hossenfeffer lands a good knee to the midsection. Whackis won't want to take too many of those.
Von Hossenfeffer connects with a knee to the head.
Whackis drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Von Hossenfeffer gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Whackis wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Von Hossenfeffer throws a knee to the head but misses.
Whackis jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Von Hossenfeffer walks away with a smile on his face. Whackis gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Von Hossenfeffer has managed to clinch.
Von Hossenfeffer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Whackis can do to turn this around?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Hossenfeffer connects with a nasty looking knee right to Whackis's face.
Whackis tries to pull guard but Von Hossenfeffer won't allow it.
Whackis has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Von Hossenfeffer avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Whackis takes a knee to the side of the body.
Von Hossenfeffer tries to land knees in the clinch but Whackis avoids the damage to the body.
Whackis drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Von Hossenfeffer landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer throws a knee to the head but misses.
Von Hossenfeffer gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Whackis.
Von Hossenfeffer with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Von Hossenfeffer working Whackis over with knees to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer tries to land knees in the clinch but Whackis avoids the damage to the body.
Whackis is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Von Hossenfeffer pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Whackis can't get the takedown.
Von Hossenfeffer prevents a takedown attempt there.
Whackis is looking to break free of the clinch but Von Hossenfeffer has double underhooks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Von Hossenfeffer connects with a nasty looking knee right to Whackis's face.
A knee to the head by Von Hossenfeffer.
Whackis is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Von Hossenfeffer pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Von Hossenfeffer obliges.
Whackis drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Von Hossenfeffer gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Von Hossenfeffer looking to throw knees to the head but Whackis is blocking nicely.
Von Hossenfeffer scores a nice knee to the body.
Whackis blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Von Hossenfeffer throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Whackis blocks it with crossed arms.
Von Hossenfeffer prevents a takedown attempt there.
Von Hossenfeffer scores a nice knee to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Whackis is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Von Hossenfeffer gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Von Hossenfeffer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Whackis.
Von Hossenfeffer prevents a takedown attempt there.
Von Hossenfeffer connects with a nasty looking knee right to Whackis's face.
Whackis has Von Hossenfeffer pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Von Hossenfeffer manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Von Hossenfeffer lands a knee to the head.
Von Hossenfeffer gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Whackis.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Whackis shoots for a takedown but Von Hossenfeffer saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Von Hossenfeffer.
Von Hossenfeffer clinches up with Whackis and pushes him back against the cage.
Von Hossenfeffer crunches a lovely knee into Whackis's ribcage.
Whackis can't get the takedown.
Von Hossenfeffer escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Von Hossenfeffer lands with a slapping head kick.
Von Hossenfeffer closes the distance and clinches.
Von Hossenfeffer scores a nice knee to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Von Hossenfeffer utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer connects with a nasty looking knee right to Whackis's face.
Von Hossenfeffer with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Von Hossenfeffer misses with a knee to the head.
Von Hossenfeffer unloads a knee to the mid-section. Whackis lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Whackis drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Thallis Whackis.
Whackis takes a knee right on the jaw!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Whackis takes a knee to the side of the body.
Von Hossenfeffer scores a nice knee to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer is pressed up against the cage. Whackis has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Von Hossenfeffer down to the mat. Von Hossenfeffer avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Whackis clinches but Von Hossenfeffer breaks the clinch
and Von Hossenfeffer makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Whackis really felt that one!
Von Hossenfeffer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Whackis shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Von Hossenfeffer but Von Hossenfeffer pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Von Hossenfeffer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Von Hossenfeffer closes the distance and pushes Whackis back into the cage.
Whackis is trying to break free.
Von Hossenfeffer with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Von Hossenfeffer misses with a knee to the head.
Whackis has Von Hossenfeffer pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Von Hossenfeffer manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Von Hossenfeffer lands a good knee to the midsection. Whackis won't want to take too many of those.
Whackis on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer connects with a nasty looking knee right to Whackis's face.
Whackis wants to get back to striking at distance but Von Hossenfeffer won't allow it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Hossenfeffer landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Whackis changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Von Hossenfeffer fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Whackis shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Von Hossenfeffer pinned against the cage. Von Hossenfeffer gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Von Hossenfeffer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Whackis looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Von Hossenfeffer is fending him off so far but Whackis persists. Nope, Von Hossenfeffer circles away and we're back to standing.
Von Hossenfeffer closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Von Hossenfeffer landing knees to the head.
Von Hossenfeffer connects with a knee to the head.
Von Hossenfeffer landing knees to the body.
Whackis on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Whackis drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Von Hossenfeffer gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Von Hossenfeffer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Whackis.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whackis blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Whackis wants a takedown but no success here.
Von Hossenfeffer is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Whackis drops down looking for an ankle pick but Von Hossenfeffer pulls his leg out and moves away.
Whackis takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Von Hossenfeffer moves away from the strike by Whackis.
Whackis shoots in and drives through. Von Hossenfeffer sprawls well.
Von Hossenfeffer has Whackis up against the cage in a clinch.
Von Hossenfeffer lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Knees in the clinch landing for Von Hossenfeffer.
Von Hossenfeffer lands a knee to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer prevents the takedown attempt.
Von Hossenfeffer using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Whackis is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Von Hossenfeffer gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Knees to the body from Von Hossenfeffer.
Von Hossenfeffer lands a knee to the head.
Whackis has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Von Hossenfeffer is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Von Hossenfeffer landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Von Hossenfeffer trying to land knees to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Whackis is defending well for now.
Whackis drops down looking for an ankle pick but Von Hossenfeffer pulls his leg out and moves away.
Von Hossenfeffer keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Von Hossenfeffer closes the distance and pushes Whackis back into the cage.
Whackis wants to break free but Von Hossenfeffer has control.
Thallis Whackis has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Von Hossenfeffer landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Von Hossenfeffer connects with a nasty looking knee right to Whackis's face.
Von Hossenfeffer working Whackis over with knees to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Whackis in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Von Hossenfeffer tries to land knees in the clinch but Whackis avoids the damage to the body.
Whackis wants to break the clinch but can't.
Whackis misses with a knee to the head.
Von Hossenfeffer utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Whackis tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Whackis looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Von Hossenfeffer on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Von Hossenfeffer, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 30:24
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 30:24
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:24
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Heinrich Von Hossenfeffer!
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hype
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