PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tee Pee (ranked 4734 p4p, 18707 weight class) and Super Meat Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 196 weight class). Super Meat Boy is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Pee
vs
Meat Boy

193 cm
28
215
4 - 3 - 0

190 cm
41
285
24 - 18 - 1

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Experienced

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Neon Zombie

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tee Pee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Super Meat Boy!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Joseph Jones and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Meat Boy moves into the clinch successfully.
Pee looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!

Meat Boy manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.

The fighters are working up against the cage. Meat Boy manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Pee gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy has Pee pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Pee manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Pee being controlled against the cage.
Pee misses with a short punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Pee misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Meat Boy.
Meat Boy changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Pee fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Tee Pee has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Super Meat Boy.

Meat Boy clinches with his opponent.
Pee fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Meat Boy content to slow the pace in the clinch.

Meat Boy has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Pee clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
Meat Boy's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pee definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Well, with Meat Boy on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Pee is tapping out... Can he escape the position?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
More stalling from Meat Boy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Meat Boy with more of the same as he continues to hold on.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Super Meat Boy dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Meat Boy closes the distance and clinches.

Meat Boy has picked Pee up - he's going for a ride! Meat Boy dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Meat Boy is controlling the pace.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy moves into full mount! Pee won't be happy about that!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meat Boy is dominating on the ground here - he's now on his opponent's back, looking to sink in the hooks. Pee is in real trouble.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Meat Boy biding his time, controlling Pee.
Meat Boy is continuing to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
The adventures of Meat Boy the control monster continue. Boring.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Super Meat Boy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Meat Boy moves into range and clinches up with Pee.
Pee gets underhooks to prevent Meat Boy's takedown attempt.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Meat Boy.
Meat Boy wants a takedown but no success here.
Meat Boy drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Pee gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Tee Pee has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Super Meat Boy.
The referee calls for Meat Boy to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Meat Boy controlling the action here for a moment.
Pee misses with a punch to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pee.
Meat Boy blocking some punches.
Meat Boy holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Pee tries to work over Meat Boy's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Meat Boy holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Pee misses with a short punch on the inside.
Meat Boy has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Pee after a bit of a struggle.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Meat Boy stalls.
The crowd are getting on Meat Boy's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
Pee struggles to land a body shot inside as Meat Boy controls his hands.
Meat Boy is struggling to control the position.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Super Meat Boy.

Meat Boy closes the distance and pushes Pee back into the cage.
Meat Boy manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meat Boy dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Meat Boy's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Meat Boy displaying some good clinch control by pressing Pee up against the cage.
Super Meat Boy is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Super Meat Boy.

Meat Boy clinches up with Pee and pushes him back against the cage.
Meat Boy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Meat Boy slowing the pace effectively.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Meat Boy has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Pee is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.

Meat Boy manages to pull guard.
Meat Boy is adopting a defensive guard.
Meat Boy wants to get back to his feet but Pee is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Meat Boy lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Meat Boy advances position into side control!

And that's the end of the fight!
Super Meat Boy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Meat Boy has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 25:30
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 26:30
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Super Meat Boy!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Super Meat Boy made sure he mentioned Neon Zombie, along with how happy he was to win his fight.