PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between First Wife (ranked 1805 p4p, 2080 weight class) and Jan Moder (ranked 258 p4p, 282 weight class). First Wife had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Wife
vs
Moder

206 cm
24
282
7 - 3 - 0

194 cm
22
251
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, First Wife!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jan Moder!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Yves DeLean and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moder lands an overhand right.
Moder throws a hook but Wife avoids it easily.
Wife was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Moder throws a body punch but Wife moves out of range.
Moder looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

Wife rushes Moder and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Moder working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Wife's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wife has a couple of punches blocked by Moder.
Wife tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wife lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Moder can't find room to land a body shot as Wife controls the action.
Wife prevents a body shot from Moder.
A short left from Moder.
A short right from Moder on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Moder prevents a body shot from Wife.
Wife can't find room to land a body shot as Moder controls the action.
Nice body punch from Moder.
Wife cracks Moder with a nice body shot.
Wife misses with the head strike.
A short right from Moder on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Moder.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wife is working Moder over against the cage.
Moder misses with a short punch on the inside.

Moder breaks the clinch.

Moder gets tackled into the cage by Wife. Wife maintains the clinch.
Moder misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wife lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Moder's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wife has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Wife lands a hook to the side of the head.
Moder can't find room to land a body shot as Wife controls the action.
Moder is looking to control Wife's arms but Wife gets an underhook and turns him. Now Moder has his back to the cage.
Wife misses with a short punch on the inside.
Moder misses with a short punch on the inside.
Wife misses with a punch on the inside.
Wife blocks a body shot from Moder.
Wife throws a head punch that misses.
Moder fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wife blocks a body shot from Moder.
Moder tries a body shot but Wife blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moder misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short uppercut from Wife.
Wife lands an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Wife lands a body punch in the clinch.
Moder goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wife tries to work over Moder's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wife doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Moder gets through Wife's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wife lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wife lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A shot in the inside from Wife.
Moder wants to stall.
Wife tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Moder tries to work over Wife's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Moder misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wife works on Moder's body with a couple of short punches.
Moder looks winded!
A hook to the body from Wife.
Wife tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Moder's elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wife lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Wife misses with a body punch.
Wife swings wildly with an uppercut but Moder uses good head movement to avoid it.
Moder scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Wife pushes Moder back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Wife scores with a shoulder strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wife.
Wife lands a nice uppercut.
Moder takes a shot to the head.
Wife lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wife lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Moder backwards.

Moder is rocked!
Wife goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wife lands a hook to the side of the head.
Moder is still on wobbly legs! Can Wife finish him?
Wife works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Wife gets through Moder's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wife digs a right hand underneath Moder's ribcage. Moder let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Still in the clinch, Wife scores with a nice short uppercut.
Wife lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wife blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wife tries a body shot but Moder blocks it.

Wife lands an uppercut that drops Moder! Wife follows him to the canvas looking to finish.
Moder prevents Wife from moving into mount.
Wife tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Moder trying to remain calm as Wife controls from the top position.
Wife is chipping away with strikes.
Wife misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
The ground and pound from Wife seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Wife trying to control the position but Moder is working away.
Moder seems to have recovered his senses.
Wife is staying tight to Moder's torso, preventing him from escaping.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wife postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

First Wife dominated that round.
That's time! Wife's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Wife walks into a straight right hand from Moder.

Wife closes the distance and pushes Moder back into the cage.
First Wife has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Wife swings wildly with an uppercut but Moder uses good head movement to avoid it.
Moder tries to work over Wife's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Moder will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Wife up against the cage.
Moder lands a shot to the body.
Wife lands a body punch.
Wife lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Moder.
A short right from Moder on the inside.
Nice body punch from Wife.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wife tries to work over Moder's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wife lands a hook that snaps the head of Moder backwards.
Moder lands a left hand.
Wife lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Moder.
Moder is breathing heavily.
A short right from Wife on the inside.
Wife throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wife softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wife digs a right hand into Moder's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Moder's gas tank.
Wife lands a right hand that snaps the head of Moder backwards.
Wife scores with a hook to the body.
Wife can't find room to land a body shot as Moder controls the action.
Wife lands a right hand.
Wife tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Moder's elbow.
Wife goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wife presses Moder against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Wife lands a body shot.
Wife lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wife lands a body punch.
Wife goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wife fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Wife creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wife.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wife works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Wife lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Wife.

Wife lands a big left hand right to the temple and Moder goes down!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wife lands with a punch from half guard.
Moder tries to roll over but Wife keeps him under control.
Moder keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Wife sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Moder defending well though.
Wife seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Wife throws a strike but Moder avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Wife throws a big elbow that misses.
Wife throws a big right hand that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wife trying to control the position from guard on top but Moder is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wife looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Moder has control of Wife's left arm, preventing Wife from doing any damage.
Moder looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Moder is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Wife's corner is telling him to maintain position.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.

Wife clinches with his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Wife swings wildly with an uppercut but Moder uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wife throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Moders head.
Moder prevents a body shot from Wife.
Wife is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Moder can do to turn this around?
Moder lands a shot to the body.
Wife swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wife misses with some punches.
Moder blocking some punches.
Moder tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wife gets through Moder's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Moder scores with a shot to the side of Wife's head.
Wife lands a nice uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wife.
Wife lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Moder backwards.
Wife goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Moder blocks an uppercut.
Wife goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

First Wife dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Wife fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Moder, pushing him back against the cage.
Moder lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wife.
Moder lands a nice uppercut.
Wife misses with a hook from the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Moder.
Nice body punch from Wife - that landed with a thud.
Wife tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Moder's elbow.
Moder's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Moder misses with a punch to the body.
Moder looking to slow down the pace here.
Still in the clinch, Wife scores with a nice short uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wife blocks an uppercut.
Wife lands with a left to the head.
Wife throws a big uppercut that drops Moder! More strikes from Wife and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Moder lies dazed against the cage as Wife celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). First Wife!
A very excited looking First Wife made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.