PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Drizzt Do Urden (ranked 211 p4p, 546 weight class) and Derrick Barnes (ranked 35 p4p, 78 weight class). Do Urden comes to the cage accompanied by Junna Through the fire and flames. Barnes has chosen We Want The Funk as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. On his way into the cage it seems that Drizzt Do Urden has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Drizzt Do Urden seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Do Urden
vs
Barnes

183 cm
30
177
21 - 6 - 0

180 cm
26
178
16 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Pound Town INC

Voodoo Nutrition
Bondi MMA

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Drizzt Do Urden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Derrick Barnes !
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Nard Betker and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Do Urden misses with a straight right.
Do Urden does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Do Urden thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Barnes if he has to take too many more of those.
No joy there for Do Urden, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Barnes dives in for a single leg takedown but Do Urden sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
An attempted straight right counter from Do Urden misses the target.
A nice leg kick from Barnes , right into the meat of the thigh.
Nice defenses there by Do Urden.
Do Urden looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Do Urden checks a leg kick nicely.
Barnes lands a nice leg kick that just misses Do Urden's sensitive parts.
Do Urden checks the leg kick.
Barnes bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Do Urden keeps the fight on the outside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Barnes slips under a jab.
And Barnes tries to counter it with a takedown but Do Urden pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Barnes misses with a few strikes there.
Do Urden pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Barnes ducks under a wild hook from Do Urden.
Barnes takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Do Urden checks a leg kick nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Barnes misses with a double jab
and Do Urden counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Do Urden lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Do Urden connects with a nice looking jab.
Barnes moves out of range of the strikes.
Do Urden tries to land a leg kick but Barnes saw it coming and moves away.
Do Urden lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Barnes circles away quickly and effectively.
Barnes ducks under a wild hook from Do Urden.
Barnes avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Do Urden drops his hands momentarily and Barnes takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A big left from Barnes misses.
Do Urden displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Barnes needs to keep his hands up - Do Urden had a free shot at his head there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Do Urden throws a big shot that misses.
Do Urden moves away from the strike by Barnes .
Barnes cracks Do Urden with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Do Urden lands with an overhand left.
We've been told by Do Urden's head coaches at Gonzasco Hydropathy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
A head kick misses from Barnes .
Barnes is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Do Urden.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barnes throws a low kick, looking for Do Urden's leg but Do Urden calmly moves out of range.
Do Urden cracks Barnes with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Do Urden attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Barnes connects with an inside leg kick.
Do Urden misses with an uppercut. Barnes saw that one coming.
Barnes misses the jab.
Jab, jab by Do Urden - just one landing.
Do Urden pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
No joy there for Do Urden, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Barnes swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Do Urden walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Drizzt Do Urden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Do Urden lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Do Urden drops his hands momentarily and Barnes takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Nice takedown defense from Do Urden. No joy for Barnes on that attempt.
Do Urden avoids the body shot from Barnes .
Barnes tries to work over Do Urden's front leg with a kick but Do Urden checks it.
A little feinted left hand from Do Urden on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Do Urden checks a leg kick.
Barnes has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Do Urden.
Do Urden tries to work over Barnes 's front leg with a kick but Barnes checks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Donk. Do Urden catches Barnes right on the button with a cross.
Do Urden steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Barnes .
Barnes lands with a thumping leg kick.
Barnes steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Do Urden.
Barnes throws the left hand but Do Urden avoids the punch easily.
Barnes 's jab looks to have found its range, popping Do Urden under the eye.
A punch lands to the side of Do Urden 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Do Urden uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Barnes .
Do Urden blocks a leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Barnes .
Barnes defending well as Do Urden loads up on a big left hand.
Barnes tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Barnes throws a front kick aimed at Do Urden's knee but Do Urden avoids it well.
Do Urden misses with a hook.
A punch combination from Barnes misses.
Barnes swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Barnes throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Do Urden connects with a single shot there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Barnes jabbing away but nothing is landing.
It looked like Do Urden was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Barnes looks to score with a jab to the body but Do Urden is just out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Do Urden waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Barnes .
A combination from Do Urden does no damage.
Do Urden lands a jab-cross combination.

Barnes is rocked!

It looks like Derrick Barnes has been cut.
Barnes throws a series of punches but Do Urden moves out of range.
Barnes is still on wobbly legs! Can Do Urden finish him?
Do Urden pounces like a tiger and cracks Barnes with a vicious hook! Barnes is down but not out! Do Urden follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Drizzt Do Urden!
Drizzt Do Urden took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Pound Town INC for their support in the buildup to the fight.