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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Karol Orlowski (ranked 2175 p4p, 2443 weight class) and Anti Half Assed (ranked 256 p4p, 288 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Karol Orlowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 22 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Anti Half Assed!
The judges for this bout are Ben Hemmingworth, Damien Edna and Chris Dean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Half Assed on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Orlowski misses with a low kick as Half Assed jumps back.
Half Assed throws out a powerful jab.
Orlowski scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Orlowski throws out a leg kick but Half Assed moves out of range and Orlowski only half commits.
Orlowski throws a head kick but Half Assed moves out of range.
Orlowski takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Half Assed misses with a hook. Orlowski ducked under it nicely.
A telegraphed right hand from Half Assed misses the target.
Orlowski looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Orlowski uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Half Assed.
Half Assed lands a glancing blow to the side of Orlowski's head.
Orlowski lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Karol Orlowski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Orlowski misses the body punch
and Half Assed counters with a series of strikes. Orlowski will be more careful next time no doubt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Orlowski bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Half Assed's head.
Orlowski throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Orlowski takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Orlowski tries a head kick but it misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Half Assed! But no joy.
Half Assed lands with an overhand left.
A chopping leg kick lands by Half Assed.
Half Assed shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Orlowski takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
A punch lands to the side of Half Assed 's head but he takes it in his stride.
A slapping leg kick lands for Orlowski.
Orlowski slips under a jab.
Half Assed looks to land a combination but Orlowski avoids it well.
A nice leg kick lands there from Half Assed.
Orlowski with a nice calf kick.
Orlowski blocks a jab.
An inside leg kick from Orlowski misses.
Orlowski is looking to score with low kicks.
Half Assed swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Orlowski misses the jab.
Orlowski lands a leg kick that knocks Half Assed off balance momentarily.
Half Assed lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A jab from Orlowski misses.
Half Assed misses with a wild body shot.
Half Assed waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Orlowski.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Orlowski lands a jab to the nose.
Half Assed throws a right and a left that both miss.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Orlowski throws a jab but it's blocked by Half Assed.
Half Assed misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Half Assed gets a takedown into half guard.
Orlowski is trying to get back to full guard.
Orlowski is working hard here to advance position.
Half Assed is trying to work for a kimura but Orlowski is defending well.
Half Assed frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed goes for an armbar but Orlowski turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Orlowski.
Half Assed escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Orlowski gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Half Assed escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Orlowski gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Orlowski controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Orlowski can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Half Assed looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Orlowski looking to pass the guard.
Half Assed is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Half Assed controlling the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Anti Half Assed dominated that round.
That's time! Orlowski's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Orlowski waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Half Assed.
Half Assed connects with a single shot there.
Orlowski keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Orlowski was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Orlowski scores with a jab to the head.
Half Assed throws a big shot that misses.
Orlowski wants to land a leg kick but Half Assed is out of range.
Orlowski needs to keep his hands up - Half Assed had a free shot at his head there.
Half Assed misses with a takedown attempt
and Orlowski counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Half Assed misses with a low kick.
Orlowski looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Orlowski throws out a loose jab but Half Assed uses good head movement to avoid it.
Orlowski bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Half Assed's head backwards.
A slow jab from Orlowski misses its intended target.
Half Assed just misses with a punch to the body.
Orlowski swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Orlowski looks for the body kick but Half Assed saw that one coming.
Anti Half Assed seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Half Assed looks to throw the jab but Orlowski is out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Orlowski walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Half Assed checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
It seemed like Half Assed was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Half Assed misses with a body kick.
Orlowski fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Half Assed manages to avoid it.
Half Assed checks the leg kick.
Orlowski fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Half Assed looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Karol Orlowski is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Orlowski scores with a jab. Half Assed acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Orlowski misses with a hook
and Half Assed counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nice defenses there by Orlowski.
Half Assed misses with a body shot.
Half Assed digs a good hook to Orlowski's body.
Orlowski takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A punch combination from Half Assed misses.
Orlowski misses with a low kick.
Half Assed lands a jab to the head.
Half Assed looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Half Assed bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Half Assed keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Orlowski.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed checks a leg kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Half Assed! But no joy.
A punch combination from Half Assed misses.
Half Assed misses with a looping left.
Half Assed lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Orlowski at a distance.
Half Assed wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Half Assed scores with a push kick.
Half Assed thows a left - swing and a miss!
Orlowski connects with a body shot.
Half Assed connects with the punch.
Half Assed has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Good exchange - Half Assed coming out on top.
Orlowski scores with a nice strike.
Half Assed lands with a hook. Orlowski tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Half Assed scores with a spinning back kick!
Orlowski swings for the body but Half Assed moves out of range.
Half Assed cracks Orlowski with a right hand to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Orlowski.
Orlowski avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A little feinted left hand from Orlowski on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Orlowski misses the target.
Half Assed works over Orlowski's head and body with a nice combination.
Orlowski lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Half Assed throws an overhand right that lands on Orlowski's shoulder, as Orlowski tries to avoid the shot.
Orlowski lands with a hook. Half Assed tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Half Assed shoots in and bounces Orlowski off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
The fighters are working up against the cage. Orlowski manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Orlowski swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A nice left hand lands by Half Assed.
Half Assed tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Orlowski smiles and moves away.
Karol Orlowski has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Anti Half Assed.
A shot to the body from Orlowski misses
and Half Assed counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Orlowski keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Half Assed misses with a straight right.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Orlowski chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Orlowski throws the left hand but Half Assed avoids the punch easily.
Half Assed displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Orlowski throws out the jab.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Half Assed! But no joy.
Orlowski throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Half Assed on the side of the head.
Orlowski uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Half Assed.
Orlowski just misses with a punch to the body.
Half Assed's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Half Assed avoids the body shot from Orlowski.
Orlowski takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jab from Half Assed.
Orlowski bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Orlowski takes a jab right on the kisser.
Orlowski throws a big shot that misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Orlowski throws a leg kick that is checked
and Half Assed counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Half Assed displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Orlowski throws out the jab.
Half Assed throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Half Assed swinging wildly here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Anti Half Assed showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Orlowski misses with a low kick.
Orlowski slips a straight right by Half Assed.
Half Assed moves out of range of the strikes.
An inside leg kick lands from Half Assed.
Half Assed throws a big shot that misses.
A good leg kick by Half Assed.
Orlowski uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Half Assed.
Orlowski looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Orlowski throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Orlowski misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Half Assed lands with a hook. Orlowski tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Orlowski fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Half Assed manages to avoid it.
Orlowski slips a jab from Half Assed.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Orlowski scores with a jab to the jaw.
Orlowski moves out of range of the strikes.
Half Assed lands a jab to Orlowski's midsection.
Half Assed takes one to the side of the head.
Half Assed lands a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Half Assed throws a good cross that connects.
Half Assed takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Orlowski lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Half Assed has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Half Assed and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Orlowski will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Orlowski tries to score with a low kick but Half Assed moves his leg out of the way.
Half Assed blocks a low kick nicely.
Half Assed swinging wildly here.
Orlowski moves out of range as Half Assed strikes.
A little feinted left hand from Orlowski on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Orlowski throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Orlowski uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Half Assed.
Half Assed uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Orlowski has time to react.
A big right from Half Assed misses.
Orlowski moves away from the strike by Half Assed.
Some bone on bone action there as Half Assed checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Orlowski lands a jab to the head.
Anti Half Assed is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Orlowski blocks the body kick.
Half Assed throws the left hand but Orlowski avoids the punch easily.
Half Assed moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Orlowski avoids the body shot from Half Assed.
Half Assed jabs Orlowski to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Half Assed walks into a jab.
Orlowski ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Half Assed moves away.
A left lands for Half Assed.
Orlowski uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Half Assed.
Half Assed lands a jab to the head.
A slow jab from Orlowski misses its intended target.
Karol Orlowski has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Orlowski throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Half Assed on the side of the head.
Half Assed catches Orlowski with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Orlowski misses with a low kick as Half Assed jumps back.
A low kick from Orlowski misses
and Half Assed cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Orlowski lands a glancing blow to the side of Half Assed's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Orlowski looks to score with a jab to the body but Half Assed is just out of range.
Decent striking displayed by Half Assed there.
Orlowski swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Orlowski walks into a left hand.
Half Assed scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Orlowski misses with a right hand
and Half Assed counters with a right hand to the body.
Orlowski takes a swing at Half Assed's ribcage but misses.
Orlowski throws out a powerful jab.
Orlowski cracks Half Assed with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Half Assed throws a hook to the side of Orlowski's head but Orlowski sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Orlowski swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Half Assed throws out a counter right but Orlowski avoids it with no problem.
The fighters circle momentarily. Half Assed darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Half Assed walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Half Assed lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Half Assed misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Orlowski misses with a lunging right hand
and Half Assed counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Orlowski throws a lazy right hand but Half Assed sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Orlowski tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Half Assed is able to avoid easily.
Half Assed lands with a nice body punch.
Half Assed throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Orlowski.
Orlowski connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Jab from Half Assed.
Half Assed looks to land a combination. Orlowski sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Half Assed slips under a jab.
The fighters circling - Half Assed throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Half Assed ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Half Assed blocks a leg kick.
Half Assed throws a one two combo.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Half Assed tests Orlowski's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Nice jab there from Half Assed.
Half Assed lands a nice leg kick that just misses Orlowski's sensitive parts.
And that's the end of the fight!
Anti Half Assed comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Half Assed has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Hemmingworth scores the fight 27:30
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Dean scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Anti Half Assed!
A victorious Anti Half Assed thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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