PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Schight Dwrute (ranked 4681 p4p, 4682 weight class) and Groucho Marx (ranked 87 p4p, 79 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Dwrute
vs
Marx

177 cm
18
160
0 - 0 - 0

178 cm
18
175
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Schight Dwrute!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Groucho Marx!
The judges for this bout are Ron Honeybunn, Skip Squint and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Marx misses with a body kick.
Marx tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Marx avoids the head kick by Dwrute.
Dwrute misses with a two punch combination.
Marx changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.

Marx throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Dwrute tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Marx is in Dwrute's guard.
Marx's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Marx trying to control the position from guard on top but Dwrute is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Marx works a leg free and moves into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Marx content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Dwrute knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Marx on the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dwrute keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Marx is thwarting Dwrute's attempts to control the position.
Dwrute is in trouble now - Marx has advanced to mount!
Dwrute is trying to stand.
Dwrute can't escape the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Marx has hold of Dwrute's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Dwrute manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Dwrute is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Dwrute sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Marx is trying to control the action in half guard but Dwrute is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Marx looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Dwrute with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dwrute is trying to stand back up but Marx is controlling him
Marx passes to side control.
Schight Dwrute has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Groucho Marx is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Marx controlling the position from side mount.

And that's the end of the fight!
Groucho Marx comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Marx has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Ron Honeybunn scores the fight for Groucho Marx!
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight for Groucho Marx!
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight for Groucho Marx!

Groucho Marx wins by unanimous decision!