PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hunter Biden (ranked 562 p4p, 614 weight class) and Jimmy Granite (ranked 91 p4p, 97 weight class). Hunter Biden is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Biden
vs
Granite

190 cm
23
270
8 - 1 - 0

193 cm
23
250
9 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)

Conviction
© Trap House

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hunter Biden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Jimmy Granite !
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Columbo Gatti and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Granite slips a jab from Biden.
Biden throws a big shot that misses.
A slow jab from Biden misses its intended target.
Granite ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Biden moves away.
Biden throws a poor cross that misses
and Granite counters with a body kick.
The fighters circling - Biden throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Biden pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Biden ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Granite steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Biden.
Granite is trying to counter with his kicks.
Biden looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Biden throws a lazy right hand but Granite sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Biden throws a right and a left that both miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biden misses with an uppercut
and Granite counters with a nice leg kick.
Granite has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Biden throws a jab but it's blocked by Granite .
Biden is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Granite .
Granite takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biden lands a nice hook to Granite 's body. Granite takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Granite misses with a head kick.
Biden cracks Granite with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Biden.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Granite .
Granite displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Biden throws out the jab.
Granite bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hunter Biden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Biden throws a poor cross that misses
and Granite counters with a body kick that stops Biden in his tracks momentarily.
Biden swings away with a body shot that misses
and Granite counters with a solid body kick.
Biden is breathing heavily.
Biden throws a body shot but no joy.
Granite appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Biden swings widly with a right hand
letting Granite counter with a right hand.

It looks like Hunter Biden has been cut.
Biden lands a nice looking body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Granite bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Granite tries a quick counter leg kick but Biden is wise to it.
Granite swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Biden.
Biden takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Granite connects with a body shot.
Granite smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Biden throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Granite lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Biden fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Granite manages to avoid it.
Biden moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Biden misses with a right hand
and Granite counters with an outside leg kick.
Granite throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Biden on the side of the head.
Granite throws an uppercut from hell that sends Biden clean off his feet! He's out cold! Granite stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jimmy Granite !
Jimmy Granite tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.