PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Anton Fedorov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and penis torto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anton Fedorov is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Fedorov
vs
torto

179 cm
19
170 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

170 cm
21
168 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Anton Fedorov !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, penis torto!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Ivan Kurochkin and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fedorov throws a right and a left that both miss.
torto looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Fedorov punishes torto's body with a nice straight punch.
A jab from Fedorov finds it's way through torto's defenses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
torto moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Fedorov tries to bum rush torto with a series of wild strikes but torto uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Fedorov fails to land with a series of punches.
Fedorov throws a right and a left that torto avoids nicely.
Fedorov closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks torto out cold! torto corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Anton Fedorov !