PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Schmorgen Biscuit (ranked 2091 p4p, 2472 weight class) and Miro Tynkkynen (ranked 48 p4p, 54 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Biscuit
vs
Tynkkynen

183 cm
39
223
33 - 33 - 0

190 cm
32
205
12 - 12 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Voodoo Nutrition
Vegan Gains

Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 33 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Schmorgen Biscuit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Miro Tynkkynen!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, James Atkins and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tynkkynen throws a body shot but no joy.
Tynkkynen misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Biscuit counters with a nice uppercut.
Tynkkynen cracks Biscuit with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Biscuit takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Biscuit misses with an uppercut.
Tynkkynen jabs Biscuit to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Biscuit gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

It looks like Schmorgen Biscuit has been cut.
Biscuit has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Crapollas Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Tynkkynen tests Biscuit's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Biscuit slips a straight right by Tynkkynen.
Tynkkynen looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Tynkkynen slips a straight right by Biscuit.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tynkkynen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A quick step to the side and Biscuit tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
A swing and a miss from Tynkkynen.
Biscuit misses with a body shot.
Tynkkynen has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tynkkynen lands a right hook to the body.
Tynkkynen misses with a looping left.
Tynkkynen throws a jab when Biscuit was well out of range.
Tynkkynen connects with a right hand. Biscuit shakes it off.
Biscuit keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tynkkynen.
An attempted straight right counter from Biscuit misses the target.
Nice defenses there by Biscuit.
Biscuit misses with a takedown attempt - Tynkkynen sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Biscuit keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

Biscuit closes the distance and pushes Tynkkynen back into the cage.
Tynkkynen lands a left hand.
Tynkkynen blocks an elbow strike from Biscuit.
Biscuit prevents a body shot from Tynkkynen.
Biscuit is looking to take this one to the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit blocks a body shot from Tynkkynen.
Tynkkynen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Tynkkynen throws an elbow that misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Biscuit pushes Tynkkynen back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tynkkynen lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Nice body punch from Tynkkynen.
Tynkkynen misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Biscuit.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Tynkkynen.
Biscuit with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Tynkkynen lands an elbow inside that Biscuit shrugs off.
Biscuit lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Biscuit goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Biscuit misses with a hook from the clinch.
Biscuit lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tynkkynen backwards.
Nice elbow from Biscuit.
Biscuit scores with a shot to the side of Tynkkynen's head.
Tynkkynen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Tynkkynen lands a nice shot to the body.

Biscuit pulls guard effortlessly.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Biscuit looking for a guillotine here but Tynkkynen defends easily.

Tynkkynen decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Tynkkynen comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

Tynkkynen has taken the fight to the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Tynkkynen fails to land.
Biscuit fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Tynkkynen has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Biscuit seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Tynkkynen can turn it around.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Schmorgen Biscuit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Biscuit swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tynkkynen throws a punch but it's blocked by Biscuit.
Biscuit misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit misses with a hook from the clinch.
Tynkkynen blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Biscuit scores with a hook to the body.
Tynkkynen blocks a body shot from Biscuit.
Biscuit goes for a takedown in the clinch but Tynkkynen prevents it.
Tynkkynen is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Biscuit is defending well for now.
Tynkkynen misses with a hook from the clinch.
Tynkkynen trying to land knees to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Tynkkynen.
Biscuit fails to pull guard.
Biscuit has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Tynkkynen after a bit of a struggle.
Tynkkynen unloads a knee to the mid-section. Biscuit lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A head punch on the inside from Tynkkynen fails to land.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tynkkynen blocks an elbow strike.
Tynkkynen tries a body shot but Biscuit blocks it.
Biscuit misses with some punches.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Tynkkynen.
Biscuit swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Miro Tynkkynen dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Tynkkynen throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Biscuit stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The fighters circling - Tynkkynen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A jab from Tynkkynen finds it's way through Biscuit's defenses.
Tynkkynen throws a nice looking combination but Biscuit bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Biscuit closes the distance and clinches up with Tynkkynen, looking for a takedown. Biscuit pushes Tynkkynen against the cage but Tynkkynen circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Tynkkynen misses with a straight left.
A jab from Tynkkynen does it's job there.
Miro Tynkkynen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Biscuit staying out of range there.
Biscuit tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Tynkkynen manages to circle out of the way.
Biscuit shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Tynkkynen as he jumps to the side.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tynkkynen slips a straight right by Biscuit.
Tynkkynen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Tynkkynen throws a good cross that connects.

Schmorgen Biscuit's cut is getting worse.
Tynkkynen rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Biscuit moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Miro Tynkkynen seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biscuit jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Biscuit uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tynkkynen.
Biscuit tries to counter with a takedown but Tynkkynen is quick to defend against it.
A telegraphed right hand from Tynkkynen misses the target.
Biscuit changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Tynkkynen cracks Biscuit with a good jab.
Biscuit throws a jab but it's blocked by Tynkkynen.
Biscuit avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tynkkynen throws a body shot but no joy.
Biscuit throws a hook but Tynkkynen blocks it.
Tynkkynen misses with an uppercut. Biscuit saw that one coming.
Biscuit throws a body shot but no joy.
Biscuit misses with a takedown attempt - Tynkkynen sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
It seemed like Tynkkynen was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Schmorgen Biscuit. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Biscuit takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Miro Tynkkynen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Tynkkynen counters by clinching up.
Biscuit misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Tynkkynen creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
With the fighters up against the cage, Tynkkynen throws an elbow but misses.
Biscuit tries to pull guard but Tynkkynen holds him up against the cage and eventually Biscuit drops back down to his feet.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A head punch on the inside from Tynkkynen fails to land.
Tynkkynen misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Tynkkynen lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Tynkkynen lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tynkkynen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Biscuit tries to work over Tynkkynen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Biscuit working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Tynkkynen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Biscuit tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Tynkkynen.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tynkkynen backwards.
Tynkkynen lands a hook that snaps the head of Biscuit backwards.
Tynkkynen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Biscuit blocking some punches.
Biscuit goes for a takedown attempt but Tynkkynen pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Tynkkynen paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Tynkkynen digs a good body shot into Biscuit's ribs.
Tynkkynen drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Tynkkynen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Biscuit.
Tynkkynen lands an overhand right.
Biscuit missing with a left hand there. Tynkkynen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tynkkynen lands a jab to the nose.
Biscuit on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

Schmorgen Biscuit's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Biscuit gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Tynkkynen.
Tynkkynen bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Biscuit's head backwards.
Tynkkynen misses with a two punch combination.
Biscuit blocks a jab.
Tynkkynen lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Biscuit swings for the body but Tynkkynen moves out of range.
It seemed like Tynkkynen was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Tynkkynen slips under a jab.
Tynkkynen misses with a looping left.
An attempted straight right counter from Biscuit misses the target.
Tynkkynen has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Tynkkynen misses with a jab, cross combination.
Biscuit throwing a counter right hand but Tynkkynen manages to avoid it.
Biscuit steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Tynkkynen.
Tynkkynen throws a hook but Biscuit blocks it.
Tynkkynen throws a lazy right hand but Biscuit sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Good shot there by Tynkkynen.
Biscuit bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Biscuit changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Miro Tynkkynen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Biscuit shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Biscuit was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Tynkkynen avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Biscuit.
Biscuit wants to lay and pray for a moment but Tynkkynen keeps working.
Tynkkynen defending against the ground and pound.
An elbow from Biscuit crashes against the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tynkkynen is trying to get back to his feet.
Biscuit misses with the ground and pound.
Biscuit looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Tynkkynen is avoiding damage well.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Tynkkynen throws Biscuit to one side and escapes!
Biscuit steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Tynkkynen.
Biscuit misses with a looping left.
Tynkkynen looks to score with a jab to the body but Biscuit is just out of range.
A big right from Tynkkynen misses.
Biscuit connects with a crisp jab.
Biscuit takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Biscuit shoots in but no luck this time.
Tynkkynen throws a big shot that misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tynkkynen. Biscuit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Biscuit misses with a body shot.
Tynkkynen misses with a jab, cross combination.
A lazy left from Tynkkynen finds it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Biscuit uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tynkkynen.
Tynkkynen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Biscuit bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Biscuit is looking to counter punch.
Tynkkynen takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
A jab from Tynkkynen misses.
Tynkkynen throws a looping overhand right but Biscuit ducks down to avoid it.
Tynkkynen scores with a jab.
Biscuit shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Tynkkynen as he avoids it easily.
Tynkkynen ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Tynkkynen jabs at Biscuit's body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Tynkkynen takes a swing at Biscuit's ribcage but misses.
Biscuit feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Tynkkynens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tynkkynen tests Biscuit's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Biscuit closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Biscuit has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Tynkkynen is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Biscuit is controlling him well.

Biscuit working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Biscuit misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Biscuit taking a break here but Tynkkynen is having none of it and regains half guard.
Schmorgen Biscuit has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit trying to control from half guard but Tynkkynen is working away.
Miro Tynkkynen is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Tynkkynen wants to get back to his feet.
Schmorgen Biscuit overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Biscuit not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Biscuit throwing shots but Tynkkynen is blocking nicely.
Biscuit missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Tynkkynen is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Biscuit scores with a couple of nice shots.
Biscuit looks to land a strike but Tynkkynen avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Biscuit connects with a couple of short punches.

And that's the end of the fight!
Miro Tynkkynen comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Tynkkynen winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Miro Tynkkynen!
Post fight, an emotional Miro Tynkkynen said 'I need a beer '.