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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Bjj Catch Wrestler (ranked 1152 p4p, 1618 weight class) and Long Schlong (ranked 127 p4p, 175 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 16 - 0, fighting out of London, Bjj Catch Wrestler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Tatsuya Matsuyama, Shirou Masuda and Shigeki Sano.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schlong throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Catch Wrestler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Catch Wrestler appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Schlong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Catch Wrestler manages to avoid it.
Schlong throws a hook but Catch Wrestler avoids it easily.
Catch Wrestler is looking to counter punch.
Catch Wrestler jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Catch Wrestler takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Schlong lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Schlong throws a hook but Catch Wrestler avoids it easily.
Catch Wrestler tries to bum rush Schlong with a series of wild strikes but Schlong uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Schlong misses with a hook.
Catch Wrestler looks to land a combination but Schlong avoids it well.
Catch Wrestler fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Schlong sprawls well initially but Catch Wrestler persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schlong trying to control here.
Catch Wrestler sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Catch Wrestler is nestled in close to Schlong, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Catch Wrestler throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Schlong is looking to improve his position.
Schlong is looking to control Catch Wrestler's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Schlong avoid being mounted?
Catch Wrestler trying to control the action but Schlong is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Schlong blocking the ground and pound attempt from Catch Wrestler.
Schlong trying to control from the bottom.
Catch Wrestler seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Schlong is trying to control but can't.
Catch Wrestler seems to be working for a kimura but Schlong defends the submission attempt.
Catch Wrestler is taking a breather. Schlong says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong wants to control but Catch Wrestler is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Schlong makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Schlong.
Catch Wrestler wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
Catch Wrestler looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Schlong is trying to control the position but Catch Wrestler postures up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong looking for a guillotine here but Catch Wrestler defends easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Catch Wrestler lands a couple of elbows.
Schlong looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Catch Wrestler tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard.
Schlong is trying to control the position but Catch Wrestler postures up.
Catch Wrestler lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Catch Wrestler tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard.
Schlong had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Catch Wrestler defends it easily.
Schlong has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Catch Wrestler can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Catch Wrestler pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Schlong is keeping the position for now.
Schlong is trying to keep Catch Wrestler in close.
Catch Wrestler content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Catch Wrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Catch Wrestler pushing down on Schlong's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Bjj Catch Wrestler dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Schlong throws a right and a left that Catch Wrestler avoids nicely.
A jab from Catch Wrestler misses.
Schlong is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Catch Wrestler.
Catch Wrestler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Schlong.
Catch Wrestler fails with the takedown.
The fighters circling - Schlong throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Catch Wrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Schlong moves away.
Catch Wrestler shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Schlong napping and manages to drive through into side control!
You can see the frustration on Schlong's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Catch Wrestler lands a nice forearm strike.
Catch Wrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Schlong can do to turn this around?
Schlong tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Catch Wrestler wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Catch Wrestler lands an elbow.
Catch Wrestler trying to control the action but Schlong is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Catch Wrestler lands a nice forearm strike.
Schlong manages to get back to half guard.
Catch Wrestler looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Schlong avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Catch Wrestler.
Schlong is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Schlong works his way to full guard. Good work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Schlong has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Catch Wrestler can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Catch Wrestler slips nicely into half guard.
Schlong is pressing down on Catch Wrestler's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Catch Wrestler working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Catch Wrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Catch Wrestler has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Schlong throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Catch Wrestler trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Schlong wants to sweep here but Catch Wrestler controlling him for the moment.
Catch Wrestler trying to control the position from guard on top but Schlong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Schlong working for a triangle but Catch Wrestler defends it easily.
Catch Wrestler is stalling in the full guard.
Catch Wrestler trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Catch Wrestler preventing the sweep.
Schlong trying to control the position here.
Catch Wrestler trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Catch Wrestler throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Catch Wrestler misses with a body shot.
Catch Wrestler closes this distance looking for a takedown but Schlong circles away.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Catch Wrestler swings for the body but Schlong moves out of range.
Catch Wrestler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Schlong.
Nice shot lands for Catch Wrestler.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Bjj Catch Wrestler dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
A lazy left from Catch Wrestler finds it's target.
Bjj Catch Wrestler is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Schlong on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Catch Wrestler takes one to the side of the head.
Catch Wrestler throws a right and a left that Schlong avoids nicely.
Catch Wrestler shoots in for a double leg but Schlong sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Catch Wrestler closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Schlong bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Catch Wrestler's head.
Catch Wrestler takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Schlong moves out of range as Catch Wrestler strikes.
Catch Wrestler doesn't manage to clinch there - Schlong circles away.
Catch Wrestler fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Schlong sprawls well initially but Catch Wrestler persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Schlong is looking to control Catch Wrestler's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Schlong avoid being mounted?
Schlong moves into full guard.
Schlong tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Catch Wrestler's guard.
Catch Wrestler is looking for a triangle but Schlong pushes his legs off easily.
Schlong tries to free his leg and advance position but Catch Wrestler is retaining full guard.
Catch Wrestler keeping moving, preventing Schlong from controlling successfully.
Bjj Catch Wrestler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Schlong looking to pass the guard.
Schlong wants to control from the top but Catch Wrestler keeps moving.
Catch Wrestler keeping full guard, as Schlong tries to pass.
Bjj Catch Wrestler is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Catch Wrestler pulls Schlong in close to prevent any damage.
Long Schlong has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Catch Wrestler seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Schlong wants to pass the guard but Catch Wrestler is keeping the position.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong misses with a hook.
Long Schlong is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Schlong throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Catch Wrestler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Catch Wrestler throws a series of punches but Schlong avoids them all with ease.
Nice sprawl there from Schlong as Catch Wrestler shoots in.
A jab from Schlong finds it's way through Catch Wrestler's defenses.
Schlong takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Schlong has managed to clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Catch Wrestler.
Schlong controlling the action here for a moment.
Schlong can't find room to land a body shot as Catch Wrestler controls the action.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schlong misses with a short punch on the inside.
Schlong can't find room to land a body shot as Catch Wrestler controls the action.
Schlong has Catch Wrestler pressed against the cage.
Catch Wrestler jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Schlong walks away with a smile on his face. Catch Wrestler gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bjj Catch Wrestler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Catch Wrestler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Schlong.
Schlong might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Schlong ducks under a wild hook from Catch Wrestler.
Schlong looks to score with a jab to the body but Catch Wrestler is just out of range.
Catch Wrestler shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Schlong defends it nicely.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Catch Wrestler throws a right and a left that Schlong avoids nicely.
Schlong lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Schlong on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
And that's the end of the fight!
Long Schlong comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Catch Wrestler has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 29:28
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 29:28
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bjj Catch Wrestler!
Bjj Catch Wrestler really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Un-Kaged Nutrition logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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