PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Demir Kocak (ranked 531 p4p, 886 weight class) and Johan Joestar (ranked 90 p4p, 137 weight class). Joestar is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Coda - Bloody Stream. Demir Kocak has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Kocak
vs
Joestar

210 cm
30
261
21 - 9 - 1

195 cm
30
242
14 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 9 - 1, fighting out of London, Demir Kocak!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johan Joestar!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Yuuki Gou and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joestar swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kocak counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kocak defending well as Joestar loads up on a big left hand.
A jab from Joestar misses.
Kocak is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Kocak misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Joestar lands with a slapping head kick.
Joestar wants to slow Kocak down by chopping away at his legs.
Kocak blocks a jab.
Kocak blocks a low kick nicely.
Kocak has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Slaughter Houze in the buildup to the fight.
Kocak walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kocak uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Joestar.
Joestar digs a good hook to Kocak's body.
Kocak throws a sloppy head kick and Joestar moves out of range easily.
Joestar scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kocak doesn't seem bothered though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Joestar throws an off balance right hand
and Joestar takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

It looks like Johan Joestar has been cut.
Joestar misses with an uppercut.
We've been informed that Joestar has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Joestar throws a big shot that misses.
Kocak gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Joestar.
Johan Joestar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Joestar misses the jab.
As Joestar backs away, Kocak returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Kocak steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Joestar.
Joestar waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kocak.
Good leg kick by Joestar.
A nice inside leg kick there by Joestar. That's going to slow Kocak down.
Kocak moves out of range of the strikes.
Kocak swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Joestar loads up on a big right hand but Kocak slips the punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Joestar throws a body kick that misses.
Kocak takes one to the chin there.
Joestar misses with a straight right.
As Joestar looks to move away, Kocak throws a big counter combo but Joestar just gets out of the way.
Joestar lunges at Kocak with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Kocak's hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Joestar with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Joestar throws a leg kick
and Kocak counters with a good, hard body kick but Joestar shrugs it off.
Joestar throws a predictable looking body shot
and Kocak counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Kocak misses with the body kick
and Joestar counters with a stiff right hand.
Joestar jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kocak on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Joestar takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A slapping leg kick lands for Joestar.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joestar throws a lazy uppercut
and Kocak counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kocak tries to clinch up
letting Joestar counter with a right hand.
Joestar connects with a leg kick.
Joestar buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Joestar throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kocak takes one on the button.
Kocak tries to work over Joestar's front leg with a kick but Joestar checks it.
Joestar swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Joestar throws a right and a left that Kocak avoids nicely.
Kocak throws a counter high kick but Joestar was just alert enough to avoid it.
Joestar fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Joestar lands with a hook. Kocak tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Kocak takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Joestar misses the shot to the body.
Joestar slips a jab from Kocak.
A big right from Joestar misses.
Joestar scores with a shot to the body.
Joestar misses with a two punch combination.
Joestar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Joestar throws the left hand but Kocak avoids the punch easily.
Kocak is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A good leg kick by Joestar.
Joestar throws a poor cross that misses
and Kocak counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kocak keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Joestar.
Joestar just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromKocak.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Johan Joestar dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Johan Joestar's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Joestar throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
It appears Kocak was looking to counter with a kick there.
Joestar throws a hook but Kocak blocks it.
Kocak half committed to a counter leg kick.
Joestar just misses with a punch to the body.
Joestar throws a right hand that Kocak ducks under and follows up with a left that Kocak also avoids with ease.
A little feinted left hand from Kocak on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Joestar bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kocak's head backwards.
Joestar throws a lazy right hand but Kocak sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kocak thinks about countering with a head kick.

Kocak lands a big head kick that sends Joestar tumbling to the mat! Kocak takes a step backwards and waves Joestar back to his feet - he wants the finish!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Joestar avoids a kick to the body.
Joestar throws a hook but Kocak avoids it easily.
Kocak throws a half hearted mid kick.
Joestar misses with a hook
and Kocak counters with a nice uppercut.

That has opened up Johan Joestar's cut even more.
Joestar throws a leg kick but Kocak sees it coming and moves out of range.
As Joestar backs away, Kocak returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Kocak.
Joestar lands a jab to Kocak's midsection.
Kocak throws a wild body kick that Joestar sees coming a mile off.
A little jabbing left from Joestar on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Nice body punch from Joestar.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Kocak might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Joestar scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Joestar throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Kocak lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Joestar lands a leg kick that knocks Kocak off balance momentarily.
Kocak is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Joestar throws a head kick that misses.
Joestar misses with a right hand
and Kocak counters with a stiff right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Joestar wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Joestar throws a big shot that misses.
Joestar throws an overhand right that lands on Kocak's shoulder, as Kocak tries to avoid the shot.
Joestar misses with an uppercut
and Kocak counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Joestar scores with a jab to the body.
Kocak walks into a straight right hand from Joestar.
Joestar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Joestar misses with a leg kick

and Kocak counters with a nice right hand that sends Joestar toppling to the canvas! Joestar scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Kocak finish him?!

Joestar is rocked!
Joestar misses with a left hand
and Kocak counters with a massive head kick! KABOOM! Joestar is out cold! A devastating KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Demir Kocak!
A very excited looking Demir Kocak made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.