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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bagel Boss (ranked 2452 p4p, 2444 weight class) and Pierre Joseph Proudhon (ranked 341 p4p, 340 weight class). Boss comes into the arena with 6 Foot 7 Foot blaring out of the sound system. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bagel Boss!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pierre Joseph Proudhon!
The judges for this bout are Ben Watson, Topper Green and Skip Squint.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boss misses with a looping right.
A slow jab from Proudhon misses its intended target.
A big left from Proudhon misses.
Proudhon loads up on a big right hand but Boss slips the punch.
Boss slips a straight right by Proudhon.
Proudhon throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Boss sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Boss misses with a looping right.
Boss lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Proudhon throws a series of punches but Boss avoids them all with ease.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Proudhon pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Boss was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Boss throws a sloppy head kick and Proudhon moves out of range easily.
Boss avoids the body shot from Proudhon.
Boss lands with a nice body punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Boss misses with an uppercut
and Boss takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Proudhon throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Proudhon misses with a straight right.
Nice cross by Proudhon.
Proudhon blocks a head kick by Boss.
Proudhon uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Boss.
A slow jab from Proudhon misses its intended target.
Proudhon throws a body punch but Boss moves out of range.
Boss misses with an uppercut
and Proudhon counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Boss misses with an uppercut.
Proudhon uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
It looks like Bagel Boss has been cut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boss ducks under a wild hook from Proudhon.
As Proudhon looks to move away, Boss throws a big counter combo but Proudhon just gets out of the way.
Proudhon throws a looping overhand right but Boss ducks down to avoid it.
Boss swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Proudhon jabbing away but nothing is landing.
An attempted straight right counter from Boss misses the target.
Boss swings widly with a right hand
and Proudhon counters with a straight right hand.
Proudhon might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Boss connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Boss uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Proudhon.
Proudhon misses with a looping right.
Boss throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Proudhon sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A jab from Boss misses.
Boss moves out of range of the strikes.
Proudhon fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Boss manages to avoid it.
Proudhon scores with a nice right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boss takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A telegraphed right hand from Proudhon misses the target.
Boss appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Proudhon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Boss was well out of range. Poor timing from Proudhon.
Boss misses with a head kick.
Proudhon throws a body punch but Boss moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Boss.
Boss uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Proudhon.
Boss throwing a counter right hand but Proudhon manages to avoid it.
Proudhon wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Proudhon misses with a lunging right hand
and Boss counters with a body kick that stops Proudhon in his tracks momentarily.
Boss slips a straight right by Proudhon.
Boss takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boss lands a big head kick that sends Proudhon tumbling to the mat! Boss takes a step backwards and waves Proudhon back to his feet - he wants the finish!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Boss throws a lazy head kick
and Proudhon counters with a straight right hand.
Proudhon is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Boss had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Proudhon will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Boss feints a jab promting Proudhon to slip. Boss then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Proudhon slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Boss throws an off balance right hand
and Proudhon counters with a left to the body.
We've been told by Boss's head coaches at 3Band MMA that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Proudhon pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Proudhon tests Boss's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Proudhon jabs Boss to the body, keeping him at a distance.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Pierre Joseph Proudhon dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bagel Boss's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
A big left from Proudhon misses.
Boss ducks under a wild hook from Proudhon.
Boss is looking to counter with head kicks.
Boss throws a poor cross that misses
and Boss takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Boss displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Proudhon throws out the jab.
Boss throws a big shot that misses.
Proudhon scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Proudhon lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Proudhon just misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Proudhon throws a right and a left that Boss avoids nicely.
Boss quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
No joy there for Boss, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Boss defending well as Proudhon loads up on a big left hand.
Boss swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Boss chopping away at his opponent's legs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Boss throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Nice jab there from Proudhon.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Boss might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Proudhon misses with a jab, cross combination.
Proudhon walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Proudhon is rocked!
Boss moves in close and cracks Proudhon with a massive right hand! Proudhon, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Boss!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bagel Boss!
Bagel Boss managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, KOMBAT KLOTHING, into his post fight interview.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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