PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alborz Mumu (ranked 570 p4p, 436 weight class) and Kevin McGuire (ranked 86 p4p, 66 weight class). McGuire has chosen Johnny Cash - God's Gonna Cut You Down as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Alborz Mumu has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Alborz Mumu seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Mumu
vs
McGuire

210 cm
30
260
20 - 9 - 0

200 cm
29
265
16 - 9 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Voodoo Nutrition
Conviction

Brooklyn Apothecary
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alborz Mumu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kevin McGuire!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Percy O'Donnell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mumu misses with a head kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from McGuire! But no joy.
Mumu goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Mumu throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McGuire tried to score with a low kick but Mumu checks it.
Mumu lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

It looks like Kevin McGuire has been cut.
An inside leg kick lands from McGuire.
Mumu checks a leg kick.

McGuire forces Mumu back against the cage and clinches.
Mumu misses with a body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGuire lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Mumu backwards.
Mumu lands with a light punch inside.
Mumu is working McGuire over against the cage.
Mumu scores with a nice hook to the head.
Mumu works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
McGuire looks winded!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice left hand lands by McGuire.
Mumu digs a right hand into McGuire's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on McGuire's gas tank.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from McGuire fails to land.
A right handed body shot lands from Mumu.
A hook to the body from Mumu.
Mumu pushes off an throws an elbow but McGuire leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Mumu tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Mumu pushes McGuire back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
McGuire prevents a body shot from Mumu.
McGuire is trying to maintain a safe position but Mumu gets an underhook and turns McGuire into the cage.
Mumu misses with a knee to the head.
Mumu is working McGuire over against the cage.
Mumu lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McGuire backwards.
Mumu tries a body shot but McGuire blocks it.
Mumu lands an uppercut.
McGuire throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Mumu lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down McGuire.
Mumu lands with a short shot to the head.
Mumu is leaning against McGuire and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Mumu with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Mumu misses with some punches.
McGuire takes a shot to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mumu working aggressively here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Mumu.
McGuire managing to block the knees to the body from Mumu.
Mumu tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A left hand lands to the body for Mumu.
Mumu lands a right hand that snaps the head of McGuire backwards.
Mumu misses with a body punch.
Mumu misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mumu misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McGuire misses with a punch on the inside.
Mumu fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mumu lands a nice uppercut.
Mumu misses with a knee strike.
Mumu tries to throw a body punch but McGuire avoids it by throwing Mumu back against the cage.
Good body shot from Mumu.
McGuire blocks a body shot from Mumu.
Mumu goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mumu scores with a shoulder strike.
Mumu works on McGuire's body with a couple of short punches.
Mumu has McGuire pressed against the cage, preventing McGuire from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Mumu misses with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mumu struggles to land a body shot inside as McGuire controls his hands.
McGuire misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mumu.
Mumu misses with a punch to the body.
Mumu struggles to land a body shot inside as McGuire controls his hands.
McGuire goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mumu lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Nice body punch from McGuire - that landed with a thud.
Mumu misses with a hook to the ribs.
A body shot lands from McGuire.
McGuire tries to throw a body punch but Mumu avoids it by throwing McGuire back against the cage.
Mumu lands a right hand.

McGuire manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Mumu is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Mumu looking to pass the guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

McGuire looking for a guillotine here but Mumu defends easily.
Mumu is stalling in the full guard.
Mumu continues to stall.
McGuire tries to land a sweep but no joy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Alborz Mumu dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kevin McGuire's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Mumu getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

Mumu has managed to clinch.
Mumu with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Mumu misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Mumu.
A short right from Mumu.
Mumu lands a shoulder strike.
Mumu tries a knee to the head but McGuire blocks it.
Mumu tries to work over McGuire's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short uppercut from Mumu.
McGuire is working Mumu over against the cage.
Mumu lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McGuire backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Mumu creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Mumu has a couple of punches blocked by McGuire.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mumu lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down McGuire.
Mumu tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McGuire is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Mumu is keeping busy.
McGuire has a couple of punches blocked by Mumu.
McGuire is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGuire tries to throw a body punch but Mumu avoids it by throwing McGuire back against the cage.
Mumu lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of McGuire backwards.
Mumu is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McGuire can do to turn this around?
Mumu blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McGuire wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Mumu lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
McGuire's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Mumu working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Mumu lands with a short head shot on the inside.

McGuire is rocked!
Mumu dips a shoulder and cracks McGuire with a mighty uppercut! McGuire falls back against the cage and Mumu unloads with a barrage of strikes! McGuire is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Mumu screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alborz Mumu!
Alborz Mumu seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.