PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Rona Gonna Get Onya (ranked 3755 p4p, 4355 weight class) and Joe Higgins (ranked 457 p4p, 506 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Joe Higgins was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Gonna Get Onya
vs
Higgins

180 cm
25
185
3 - 5 - 0

182 cm
27
180
3 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rona Gonna Get Onya!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Joe Higgins!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gonna Get Onya tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Gonna Get Onya throws a series of punches but Higgins avoids them all with ease.
Gonna Get Onya throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Higgins counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Rona Gonna Get Onya has been cut.
Gonna Get Onya bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Higgins misses with an uppercut.
Gonna Get Onya moves into range and connects with a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A combination from Gonna Get Onya does no damage.
Higgins avoids the body shot from Gonna Get Onya.
Higgins misses with a two punch combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Higgins loads up on a big right hand but Gonna Get Onya slips the punch.
Higgins jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Higgins lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Higgins moves away from the strike by Gonna Get Onya.
Gonna Get Onya swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Higgins throws out a counter right but Gonna Get Onya avoids it with no problem.
Gonna Get Onya with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Gonna Get Onya takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Gonna Get Onya controlling the action here for a moment.
Come on Gonna Get Onya - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Gonna Get Onya struggles to land a body shot inside as Higgins controls his hands.
Gonna Get Onya lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Higgins breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sloppy strikes from Higgins. Those never looked like landing.
Gonna Get Onya throwing a counter right hand but Higgins manages to avoid it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Higgins on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Gonna Get Onya connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Gonna Get Onya scores with a nice head shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gonna Get Onya takes one on the button.
Gonna Get Onya tries to clinch there but Higgins circles away.
Gonna Get Onya keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Higgins moves out of range as Gonna Get Onya strikes.
Higgins walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

Higgins is rocked!
Higgins tries to get into range but Gonna Get Onya steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Higgins! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Gonna Get Onya scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rona Gonna Get Onya!