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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Edmund Shklyarskiy (ranked 3498 p4p, 4375 weight class) and Chubby Noel (ranked 79 p4p, 94 weight class). Noel is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by the fat boys fat boys. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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29 - 35 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Edmund Shklyarskiy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 35 - 1, fighting out of New York, Chubby Noel!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Igor Prikhodko and Dmitry Maklakov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Noel misses with a hook
and Shklyarskiy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Noel looks to land a right hand but Shklyarskiy moved out of range.
Shklyarskiy throwing a counter right hand but Noel manages to avoid it.
Noel throws a hook but Shklyarskiy blocks it.
A slow jab from Shklyarskiy misses its intended target.
Noel walks into a stiff left hand from Shklyarskiy.
Noel throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Noel fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Noel ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Shklyarskiy moves away.
Noel fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Shklyarskiy manages to avoid it.
Shklyarskiy misses with a straight right.
Nice body punch from Shklyarskiy.
Noel looks to score with a jab to the body but Shklyarskiy is just out of range.
As Noel looks to move away, Shklyarskiy throws a big counter combo but Noel just gets out of the way.
Noel throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Good exchange - Shklyarskiy coming out on top.
Shklyarskiy throws a looping overhand right but Noel ducks down to avoid it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Shklyarskiy clobbers Noel with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Noel misses with a wild body shot.
Shklyarskiy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Noel's hands.
Noel bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Noel slips a jab from Shklyarskiy.
Shklyarskiy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Noel misses with the combination.
Shklyarskiy is looking for a counter combo.
Noel moves out of range as Shklyarskiy strikes.
Shklyarskiy is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Noel throws a body punch but Shklyarskiy moves out of range.
Noel falls off balance throwing a combination
and Shklyarskiy counters with a three punch combo that has Noel backing up. Noel nods at Shklyarskiy to acknowledge the strikes.
Noel misses with a lunging right hand
and Shklyarskiy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Shklyarskiy walks into a left hand.
Shklyarskiy swings for the body but Noel moves out of range.
Shklyarskiy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Noel.
Shklyarskiy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Noel.
Shklyarskiy dips to his left and cracks Noel with an uppercut!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A punch combination from Shklyarskiy misses.
Noel misses with a looping left.
Noel throws a sloppy head kick and Shklyarskiy moves out of range easily.
Shklyarskiy went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Noel keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Shklyarskiy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Noel fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Shklyarskiy manages to avoid it.
Shklyarskiy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Noel takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Shklyarskiy lands a glancing blow to the side of Noel's head.
Noel walks into a jab.
Noel walks into a left hand.
Noel getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Noel walks into a left hand.
Shklyarskiy lands with a shot to the body.
Shklyarskiy scores with a sloppy right hand. Noel should have avoided that one.
Shklyarskiy throws a shot to the body.
A jab from Shklyarskiy misses.
Noel throws a big shot that misses.
Noel misses with a shot to the body
and Shklyarskiy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Noel bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Shklyarskiy loads up on a big right hand but Noel slips the punch.
Shklyarskiy misses with a series of wild punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Noel misses with a right hand
and Shklyarskiy counters with a nice uppercut.
Noel lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Shklyarskiy is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Noel throws a left and a right that both miss
and Shklyarskiy counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Noel looks winded!
Noel takes one on the button.
Noel swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Shklyarskiy counters with a straight right hand.
Noel is rocked!
Shklyarskiy throws an overhand right that drops Noel like a sack of potatoes! Shklyarskiy dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Edmund Shklyarskiy!
Edmund Shklyarskiy took some time post fight to say the following; 'Fuck inbred alt right'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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