PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jesse James (ranked 5501 p4p, 25236 weight class) and Frank WooWoo (ranked 631 p4p, 748 weight class). Jesse James has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

James
vs
WooWoo

185 cm
19
185
1 - 0 - 0

200 cm
19
190
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Prefers standup

New Standard

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jesse James!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Frank WooWoo!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Alan Glass and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
James throws a hook but WooWoo blocks it.
WooWoo takes a jab right on the kisser.

James pushes WooWoo up against the cage in a clinch.
James lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
James scores with a shot to the side of WooWoo's head.
James lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of WooWoo backwards.
James stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
James lands a right hand that snaps the head of WooWoo backwards.
James lands a body punch.
James lands a left hand that snaps the head of WooWoo backwards.
WooWoo's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
James lands a body shot in the clinch.
WooWoo looks winded!
James gets through WooWoo's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

WooWoo is rocked!
James throws a punch but it's blocked by WooWoo.
WooWoo is still on wobbly legs! Can James finish him?
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for James.
A head punch blocked on the inside by WooWoo.
James misses with some punches.
James misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for James.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for James.
WooWoo seems to have recovered his senses.
James scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A left hand lands to the body for James.

That's one minute gone in the round.
James lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
James works on WooWoo's body with a couple of short punches.
James working some nice short punches in the clinch.
James scores with a nice hook to the head.
Nice body punch from James.
A short right hand to the side of the head by James.
A short right from James on the inside.
James digs a right hand underneath WooWoo's ribcage. WooWoo let out a lung full of air as it connected.
James digs a right hand underneath WooWoo's ribcage. WooWoo let out a lung full of air as it connected.
James lands a left hand.
James lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops WooWoo to his knees! James keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jesse James!
A relieved looking Jesse James thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.