PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Antti Railio (ranked 3199 p4p, 2073 weight class) and Tony Beer (ranked 405 p4p, 285 weight class). Antti Railio is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Railio
vs
Beer

185 cm
26
260
5 - 2 - 0

188 cm
24
223
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Antti Railio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tony Beer!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Dmitry Maklakov and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Railio misses with a hook. Beer ducked under it nicely.
Railio seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Beer throws a right hand that Railio ducks under and follows up with a left that Railio also avoids with ease.
Beer lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Beer swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Railio counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Good shot there by Railio.
Beer misses the shot to the body.
Beer lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Beer.
Beer looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Railio misses with a lunging right hand
and Beer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Railio fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Beer looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Railio scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Beer looks winded!
Railio lands a nice looking body shot.
Beer gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Railio gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Antti Railio!
A relieved looking Antti Railio thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.