PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Billy Cubbedge (ranked 3190 p4p, 3420 weight class) and Andy Coooie Cobber (ranked 433 p4p, 457 weight class). Andy Coooie Cobber has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Cubbedge
vs
Coooie Cobber

190 cm
33
199
16 - 16 - 0

190 cm
29
190
3 - 1 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Billy Cubbedge !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Andy Coooie Cobber!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Alan Glass and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Coooie Cobber tries to clinch there but Cubbedge circles away.
Cubbedge connects with a crisp jab.
Coooie Cobber slips a jab from Cubbedge .

Cubbedge scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Coooie Cobber tries to roll over but Cubbedge keeps him under control.
Cubbedge wants to lay and pray for a moment but Coooie Cobber keeps working.
We've been hearing that Cubbedge has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Coooie Cobber looks like he's trying to stand up.
Still in half guard, Cubbedge seems content to control.
Coooie Cobber felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Coooie Cobber is refusing to be controlled, as Cubbedge sits in half guard.
Cubbedge is pressing down on Coooie Cobber's thigh, looking to free his foot. Coooie Cobber is holding on for now.
Coooie Cobber is looking to control Cubbedge 's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Coooie Cobber avoid being mounted?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cubbedge with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Coooie Cobber tries to kick Cubbedge off but Cubbedge keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Cubbedge scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Coooie Cobber pushes Cubbedge off looking to stand but Cubbedge dives back in and keeps control.
Still in half guard, Cubbedge seems content to control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Cubbedge seems to be working for a kimura but Coooie Cobber defends the submission attempt.
Cubbedge seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Coooie Cobber is looking for a sweep. Cubbedge is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Cubbedge is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Coooie Cobber is just riding it out for now. Cubbedge eventually gives up the hold.
Cubbedge controlling the action here.
Coooie Cobber trying to control here.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Cubbedge throws a shot from downtown. Coooie Cobber moves away and avoids it.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Cubbedge .

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Cubbedge is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Coooie Cobber is trying to escape and Cubbedge transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Coooie Cobber is forced to tap! Nice work there by Cubbedge ! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Billy Cubbedge !
Andy Coooie Cobber spoke after the fight, saying 'HELL WITH ALL U WANKERS'.