PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adams Bricks (ranked 1008 p4p, 919 weight class) and Laughing Panda (ranked 30 p4p, 25 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bricks
vs
Panda

225 cm
26
265
7 - 6 - 0

150 cm
26
130
6 - 7 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Fast

PWNAGE™
Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Adams Bricks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Laughing Panda!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Summer Carpenter and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice defenses there by Panda.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bricks looks to throw the jab but Panda is out of range.
Bricks really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bricks misses the shot to the body.
Bricks leaves Panda with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Bricks has been working on his boxing with his coaches at BLK Elite MMA Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Adams Bricks seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Panda uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bricks.
Bricks scores with a decent looking hook.
Panda misses with a takedown attempt - Bricks sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

Panda closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Panda thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Panda has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Bricks!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Panda wants to finish this one by submission but Bricks is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Panda.

Panda jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Bricks manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Bricks is looking for a sweep.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Panda is staying tight to Bricks's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Bricks tries to buck Panda off but Panda is having none of it.
Panda is looking to take a break and control but Bricks is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bricks is looking for a sweep.
Panda staying calm.

Panda is trying to get an arm triangle but Bricks is defending well.
Panda gets to mount! Bricks was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bricks's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Bricks is trying desperately to improve position.
Bricks is working hard here to advance position.
Bricks is squirming around, avoiding Panda's attempts to control the action.

Bricks is flailing around, obviously not happy about being mounted. Panda locks hold of one of his arms and spins for an armbar. He's got it! Bricks is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Laughing Panda!