PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Richmond Belvedere (ranked 1587 p4p, 3102 weight class) and Heismann Haa (ranked 172 p4p, 204 weight class). Haa has chosen Her kommer Heismann Hå as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Belvedere
vs
Haa

168 cm
24
142
5 - 3 - 0

170 cm
25
140
3 - 2 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Dick Dolla Douchebag

Conquer

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Richmond Belvedere!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Heismann Haa!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Reed Andrews and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Belvedere throws a jab but it's blocked by Haa.
Belvedere pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Haa throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Belvedere sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Belvedere swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Haa.
Belvedere looks to land a left hand but Haa moved out of range nicely.
Haa throws a hook but Belvedere avoids it easily.
A counter left hand to the body from Belvedere misses its target.
Belvedere looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Belvedere is defended easily by Haa.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Haa stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Haa wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Richmond Belvedere. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Belvedere lunges at Haa with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Haa's hand.
Haa throws a leg kick
and Belvedere counters with a right hand to the body.
Haa bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Belvedere's head backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A left lands for Belvedere.
Haa is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Belvedere misses with a looping left.
Haa keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Belvedere throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Belvedere misses with a jab, cross combination.
Haa tries a quick counter leg kick but Belvedere is wise to it.
Belvedere walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Belvedere misses with a hook
and Haa counters with a nice uppercut.
Belvedere misses with a double jab
and Haa counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Belvedere is rocked!
Haa punishes Belvedere's body with a nice straight punch.
Heismann Haa is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Belvedere misses with a shot to the body
and Haa counters with a big right hand! Oh Belvedere is in trouble here! Haa follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Heismann Haa!
A relieved looking Heismann Haa thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.