PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Oulu Laine (ranked 372 p4p, 591 weight class) and Uber Hammerfall (ranked 54 p4p, 79 weight class). Laine's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Peti - Oulu Shangri-la. Uber Hammerfall has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Laine
vs
Hammerfall

199 cm
39
248
23 - 12 - 0

180 cm
34
260
29 - 10 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing
Conviction

Conquer
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Oulu Laine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Uber Hammerfall!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Donald Grub and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hammerfall looks to land a right hand but Laine moved out of range.
Laine on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hammerfall. Hammerfall obviously looking to wear him down.
Hammerfall keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Hammerfall throws an overhand right that lands on Laine's shoulder, as Laine tries to avoid the shot.
Laine is looking for a counter combo.
Hammerfall throws a body punch but Laine moves out of range.
Hammerfall lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hammerfall tries a head kick but it misses.
Nice shot by Hammerfall.
Good work by Laine as he checks the leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Laine walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Laine uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Hammerfall has time to react.

It looks like Uber Hammerfall has been cut.
Hammerfall misses with a straight right.
Laine was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Laine fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hammerfall manages to avoid it.
Hammerfall misses with a body shot.
Hammerfall looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Laine on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Laine lands with an overhand left.
Hammerfall has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Hammerfall throws a hook but Laine blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfall works the jab nicely.
Hammerfall scores with a punch to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hammerfall thumps Laine with a low kick.
Laine slips under a jab.
A little feinted left hand from Laine on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Hammerfall looks to land a left hand but Laine moved out of range nicely.
A little feinted left hand from Laine on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Hammerfall misses with the combination.
Laine uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hammerfall.
Laine throws a big counter combination but Hammerfall scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laine avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hammerfall. Laine does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hammerfall misses with a left hand
and Laine counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Laine scores with a body shot.
Hammerfall throws a sloppy head kick and Laine moves out of range easily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Hammerfall.

Laine cracks Hammerfall with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Hammerfall looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Laine finish him?
Uber Hammerfall seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A combination from Hammerfall does no damage.
Laine appears to be looking for a big counter.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hammerfall misses with a right hand
and Laine counters with a huge left! Hammerfall is in big trouble! He's backing up but Laine isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Hammerfall from any more damage. A dominating finish by Laine!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oulu Laine!
Oulu Laine thanked the fans post fight for their support.