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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bill Cosby (ranked 72 p4p, 380 weight class) and Jacob Rees Mogg (ranked 10 p4p, 50 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bill Cosby!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jacob Rees Mogg!
The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Eliza Hachem and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice uppercut lands for Cosby. That snapped Rees Mogg's head back.
Cosby just misses with a punch to the body.
Cosby is trying hard to land a takedown here. Rees Mogg sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Cosby lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Rees Mogg misses with a hook.
Cosby lunges at Rees Mogg with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Rees Mogg's hand.
A slow jab from Rees Mogg misses its intended target.
Nice shot lands for Cosby.
Rees Mogg gets a clinch.
Cosby misses with some punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cosby.
Cosby blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cosby makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Rees Mogg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Cosby's brow.
Rees Mogg lands an elbow inside that Cosby shrugs off.
It looks like Bill Cosby has been cut.
Cosby tries to throw a body punch but Rees Mogg avoids it by throwing Cosby back against the cage.
Cosby blocking some punches.
Rees Mogg lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Rees Mogg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rees Mogg lands a shoulder strike.
Good body shot from Rees Mogg.
A shot in the inside from Cosby.
Rees Mogg misses with a punch on the inside.
Cosby tries to work over Rees Mogg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cosby digs a right hand into Rees Mogg's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Rees Mogg's gas tank.
Rees Mogg misses with some punches.
Cosby swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cosby misses with a punch to the body.
Cosby throws a punch but it's blocked by Rees Mogg.
A short left from Cosby.
Cosby scores with a shoulder strike.
A hook to the body from Cosby.
Rees Mogg throws a punch but it's blocked by Cosby.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cosby.
Rees Mogg misses with a punch on the inside.
Cosby blocks an elbow strike from Rees Mogg.
Cosby struggles to land a body shot inside as Rees Mogg controls his hands.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rees Mogg swings wildly with an uppercut but Cosby uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cosby misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rees Mogg blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Cosby fails to land.
Cosby tries a body shot but Rees Mogg blocks it.
Rees Mogg swings away with an uppercut that misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Rees Mogg throws an elbow but misses.
Cosby blocks an uppercut.
Cosby digs a right hand underneath Rees Mogg's ribcage. Rees Mogg let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Cosby tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Rees Mogg.
Rees Mogg blocking some punches.
Cosby pushes Rees Mogg back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Cosby lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cosby lands an uppercut.
Cosby scores with a shoulder strike.
Cosby gets through Rees Mogg's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Rees Mogg gets through Cosby's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rees Mogg misses with a punch to the body.
Cosby lands a hook that snaps the head of Rees Mogg backwards.
Rees Mogg's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Rees Mogg is rocked!
Cosby lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Rees Mogg is still on wobbly legs! Can Cosby finish him?
Cosby blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cosby.
Cosby tries to work over Rees Mogg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cosby goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cosby goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cosby throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Rees Moggs head.
Cosby swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cosby has a couple of punches blocked by Rees Mogg.
Cosby swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cosby misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cosby softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cosby.
Cosby misses with a body punch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Rees Mogg.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cosby.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cosby working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cosby working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cosby lands a left hand.
Cosby avoids a wild elbow strike from Rees Mogg.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rees Mogg lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cosby lands a big right hand that drops Rees Mogg! The killer instinct kicks in and Cosby finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Cosby!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bill Cosby!
Bill Cosby retains his middleweight title!
Our winner, Bill Cosby, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Jacob Rees Mogg spoke after the fight, saying 'Humpty Dumpty would approve.'.
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FIGHT
RATING
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