PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dexter Krampus (ranked 1033 p4p, 1996 weight class) and Schmorgen Biscuit (ranked 136 p4p, 261 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Krampus
vs
Biscuit

190 cm
37
208
19 - 13 - 0

183 cm
37
223
31 - 30 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dexter Krampus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 30 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Schmorgen Biscuit!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, George Francis and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Krampus throws a hook but Biscuit avoids it easily.
Biscuit wants to counter with a clinch but Krampus pushes him away.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Biscuit has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Krampus throws out a leg kick but Biscuit moves out of range and Krampus only half commits.
Biscuit changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Krampus has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Mentor Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Biscuit looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

It looks like Schmorgen Biscuit has been cut.
Biscuit blocks a jab.
Krampus thuds a left hand into Biscuit's body.
Biscuit misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Krampus scores with a kick to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Krampus takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Dexter Krampus has been cut.
Dexter Krampus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Krampus leaves Biscuit with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Biscuit tries to bum rush Krampus with a series of wild strikes but Krampus uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Krampus throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Biscuit stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Krampus lands with a right hand.
Krampus throws a body punch but Biscuit moves out of range.
Krampus defending well as Biscuit loads up on a big left hand.
Biscuit steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Krampus.
Krampus tries to clinch up but Biscuit circles away and keeps his distance.
Krampus connects with a single shot there.
Krampus dives in and grabs Biscuit's left leg, looking for a takedown. Biscuit pushes down on Krampus's head and hops out.
Biscuit takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Biscuit dives in for a single leg takedown but Krampus sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Dexter Krampus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Schmorgen Biscuit.
Biscuit staying out of range there.
Krampus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Krampus with the inside leg kick.
Biscuit looks to land a right hand but Krampus moved out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit connects with the punch.
Krampus misses with a kick to the body

so Biscuit counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Krampus has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Biscuit has passed into side control.
Krampus struggling a bit here.
Krampus is looking to reverse the position.
Krampus dodges the ground and pound from Biscuit.
Biscuit looking to control but instead Krampus has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
Krampus keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Biscuit lands with a punch from half guard.

Biscuit is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Krampus gets full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Krampus looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Krampus escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Biscuit gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Krampus wants to sweep but no luck.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Biscuit's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Krampus looking to control.
Krampus working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Biscuit.

Krampus is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Biscuit postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Krampus is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Biscuit, into his guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Krampus trying to control but Biscuit is working from the bottom.
Krampus connects with a couple of short punches.
Biscuit has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Krampus trying to control the position from guard on top but Biscuit is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Biscuit is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Krampus is aware though and is defending well.
Biscuit keeping moving, preventing Krampus from controlling successfully.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Krampus's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dexter Krampus dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Krampus uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Biscuit.
A lazy left from Biscuit finds it's target.
A slow jab from Krampus misses its intended target.
Biscuit fails with a takedown attempt.
Krampus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Biscuit moves away.
Nice cross by Krampus.

That has opened up Schmorgen Biscuit's cut even more.
Krampus avoids a punch combination nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Krampus throws a good cross that connects.
Krampus misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Krampus lands with an uppercut that bounces Biscuit off the cage and back into range.
Krampus connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Biscuit ducks right into an uppercut from Krampus.

The cut above Schmorgen Biscuit's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Krampus shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Biscuit as he avoids it easily.
Krampus lands a lovely overhand right.
Biscuit drops his hands momentarily and Krampus takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

Biscuit is rocked!
Krampus defending well as Biscuit loads up on a big left hand.
Biscuit is still on wobbly legs! Can Krampus finish him?
The fighters circling - Biscuit throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Biscuit looks to land a right hand but Krampus moved out of range.
Biscuit seems to have recovered his senses.
Krampus ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A jab from Krampus misses.
Krampus is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Krampus connects with a leg kick.
Krampus jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

Schmorgen Biscuit's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Krampus takes a swing at Biscuit's ribcage but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit throws a body shot but no joy.

Krampus looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Biscuit!

Krampus tries for a kimura but Biscuit is defending well.
Biscuit tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Krampus tries to advance to mount but Biscuit denies him.
Biscuit manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit winds up and cracks Krampus with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Krampus wants to get back to full guard but Biscuit has mounted him!
Biscuit lands a big shot there that rocks Krampus but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Krampus tries to lock up and control but Biscuit gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Krampus manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Krampus tries to get to full guard but Biscuit has control of the leg.
Biscuit missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Biscuit takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Krampus is trying to control but Biscuit passes into side control!
Krampus is trying to control Biscuit's posture but Biscuit avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit just content to control the position.
Krampus tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Biscuit wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Krampus parries the strikes from Biscuit easily there. Biscuit is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Krampus to escape.
Biscuit wants to take a breather but Krampus manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Biscuit.
Biscuit working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Krampus's head.

Krampus looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Dexter Krampus will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Krampus shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Biscuit manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.

Biscuit is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Biscuit keeping moving, preventing Krampus from controlling successfully.
Krampus scoring with some ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Krampus trying to control the position from guard on top but Biscuit is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Biscuit is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Krampus defends well.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Biscuit looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Krampus advances position into side control!
Schmorgen Biscuit has got the better of the ground game so far.

Krampus tries for a kimura but Biscuit is defending well.
Biscuit tries to bench press Krampus off him but Krampus keeps the position.
Dexter Krampus is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Biscuit is not content to let Krampus control the position.
Krampus controlling the position from side mount.
Krampus advances nicely into full mount.
Krampus tries to control but Biscuit wriggling away.
Biscuit bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Krampus works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Biscuit is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Krampus pulls Biscuit in close to prevent any damage.
Krampus wants to sweep here but Biscuit controlling him for the moment.
Krampus pulls Biscuit in close to his closed guard and prevents Biscuit from doing any damage or advancing position.
Biscuit throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Schmorgen Biscuit has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Krampus keeping moving, preventing Biscuit from controlling successfully.
Biscuit preventing the sweep.
Biscuit is looking to work some ground and pound but Krampus has wrist control.
Biscuit with a flurry of punches that miss.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Krampus holds on and takes a little breather.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

Biscuit drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Krampus manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Biscuit has Krampus in his guard.

Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Biscuit looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dexter Krampus showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Krampus, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dexter Krampus!
A less than humble Dexter Krampus misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.