PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ostensibly Magnificent (ranked 1640 p4p, 1018 weight class) and Warrant Officer (ranked 245 p4p, 151 weight class). Magnificent comes into the arena with Magically Delicious blaring out of the sound system. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Warrant Officer was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Magnificent
vs
Officer

182 cm
23
194
6 - 0 - 0

182 cm
32
190
12 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ostensibly Magnificent!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Warrant Officer!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Colin Fray and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Officer falls off balance throwing a combination
and Magnificent counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Magnificent slips under a jab.
Officer looks to throw the jab but Magnificent is out of range.
Officer takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Officer loads up on a big right hand but Magnificent slips the punch.
Magnificent scores with a jab.
Officer misses with a looping left.
Officer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Magnificent.
A shot to the liver by Magnificent. Beautiful body shot.
Magnificent lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Officer at a distance.
Officer misses with an uppercut.
Officer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Magnificent digs a good body shot into Officer's ribs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Magnificent lands a jab to Officer's midsection.
Officer looks winded!
Magnificent jabs Officer to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Officer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Magnificent scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Officer takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Magnificent lands a right hook to the body.
Magnificent fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Magnificent tests Officer's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Magnificent gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Magnificent scores with a shot to the side of Officer's head.
Magnificent can't find room to land a body shot as Officer controls the action.
Nice body punch from Magnificent.
Magnificent lands an uppercut.
Magnificent lands a body shot.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Magnificent.
A right hand to the body from Magnificent.
Magnificent scores with a shot to the side of Officer's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Magnificent works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Good body shot from Magnificent.
A right handed body shot lands from Magnificent.
Magnificent lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Magnificent lands a shoulder strike.
Magnificent prevents Officer from breaking the clinch.
Magnificent lands a body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Magnificent.
Magnificent lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Officer or not.
Officer takes a shot to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Magnificent.
A short body shot lands from Magnificent as the two fighters clinch.
A short right from Magnificent on the inside.
Magnificent lands with a light punch inside.
Magnificent lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Officer backwards.
A shot in the inside from Magnificent.
Magnificent lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Magnificent lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Magnificent works on Officer's body with a couple of short punches.
Magnificent lands with a right to the head.
Magnificent presses Officer against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Magnificent lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Magnificent lands a nice uppercut.
Magnificent lands a hook that snaps the head of Officer backwards.

Officer is rocked!
A right hand to the body from Magnificent.
A short right from Magnificent on the inside.
Magnificent unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Magnificent with a knee to the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Magnificent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Magnificent lands with a light punch inside.
Magnificent lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Magnificent putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Officer in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Magnificent cracks Officer with a nice body shot.
Magnificent lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Officer is trying to break the clinch but Magnificent has him pressed against the cage.
Magnificent landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Magnificent lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Magnificent lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A body shot lands from Magnificent.
Magnificent landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Magnificent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Magnificent.
Magnificent works on Officer's body with a couple of short punches.
Magnificent lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Magnificent.
Nice body punch from Magnificent - that landed with a thud.
Magnificent scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Magnificent throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Officers head.
Magnificent with an attempt at a knee that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Magnificent.
Magnificent working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Magnificent lands a hook to the side of the head.
Magnificent lands a left hand that snaps the head of Officer backwards.
Officer is still on wobbly legs! Can Magnificent finish him?
Magnificent has Officer pressed against the cage, preventing Officer from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A shot in the inside from Magnificent.
Magnificent gets through Officer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Officer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Magnificent lands with a right to the head.
Magnificent lands a big right hand that drops Officer! The killer instinct kicks in and Magnificent finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Magnificent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ostensibly Magnificent!
An out of breath Ostensibly Magnificent thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.