PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Lazerus Limbtwister (ranked 3985 p4p, 4151 weight class) and Bill Goldberg (ranked 500 p4p, 521 weight class). Limbtwister comes to the cage accompanied by Break Shit by - LIMP BIZKIT. Goldberg has chosen GOLDBERGS WCW INTRO MUSIC as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Limbtwister
vs
Goldberg

180 cm
23
190
2 - 1 - 0

187 cm
23
190
2 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Very quick

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lazerus Limbtwister!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bill Goldberg!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Percy O'Donnell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Excellent takedown into side control there by Goldberg.
Limbtwister takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Limbtwister tries to control but Goldberg manages to take his back.
Goldberg lands with a big left hand that may well have hurt his opponent. Can Limbtwister hold on?!
Goldberg is loading up with his shots from the back and Limbtwister is in big trouble! Limbtwister taps out to strikes and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Bill Goldberg!
Bill Goldberg made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'WHOSE NEXT?????!!!!'.
Lazerus Limbtwister was interviewed post fight and said 'Pretty sure he jammed his finger in my butthole, what a cheater!!!'.