PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Smoke (ranked 4825 p4p, 4598 weight class) and Generic Jobber (ranked 78 p4p, 64 weight class). Smoke comes to the cage accompanied by Big Smoke's Order. Generic Jobber is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Smoke
vs
Jobber

176 cm
25
235
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
205
0 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Vegan Gains
PWNAGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Big Smoke!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Generic Jobber!
The judges for this bout are Ron Honeybunn, Eliza Hachem and Darius Henderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smoke misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Big Smoke seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jobber wants to slow Smoke down by chopping away at his legs.
Jobber moves out of range as Smoke strikes.

Smoke clinches.
Smoke lands a hook that snaps the head of Jobber backwards.
Jobber tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Jobber fails to pull the fight into his guard.
A nice right hand lands inside from Smoke.
Smoke lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Smoke tries to throw a body punch but Jobber avoids it by throwing Smoke back against the cage.
Smoke working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Jobber tries for a takedown. No joy.
Big Smoke has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Generic Jobber.
Jobber drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Jobber throws a knee to the head but misses.
Good body shot from Smoke.
Jobber looks winded!
A nice left hand lands by Smoke.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smoke lands with a right to the head.
Smoke scores with a shot to the side of Jobber's head.
Jobber wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Smoke has him pressed against the cage.
Jobber is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Smoke gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Jobber.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Smoke.
Smoke scores with a shot to the side of Jobber's head.
A short uppercut from Smoke.
Smoke lands with a short shot to the head.

Jobber is rocked!
Smoke lands a big right hand that drops Jobber! The killer instinct kicks in and Smoke finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Smoke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Big Smoke!
Big Smoke decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.