PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Commie Hunter (ranked 2190 p4p, 2683 weight class) and Dougie McFistface (ranked 301 p4p, 369 weight class). McFistface comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Tiptoe Through The Tulips kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Hunter
vs
McFistface

183 cm
37
175
6 - 3 - 0

170 cm
20
175
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Commie Hunter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dougie McFistface!
The judges for this bout are Ben Watson, Donatello Bradman and Topper Green.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFistface shoots in but no luck this time.
Hunter fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Hunter has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Proving Grounds in the buildup to the fight.
Hunter punishes McFistface's body with a nice straight punch.
McFistface shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Hunter pinned against the cage. Hunter gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.

Hunter lands a left and a right that send McFistface crashing to the mat, dazed. Hunter thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

McFistface is rocked!

It looks like Dougie McFistface has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hunter connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks McFistface out cold! This one is over in a flash!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Commie Hunter!
Commie Hunter spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.