PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Oulu Laine (ranked 27 p4p, 101 weight class) and Conor The Barbarian (ranked 7 p4p, 16 weight class). Laine comes to the cage accompanied by Peti - Oulu Shangri-la. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Laine
vs
The Barbarian

199 cm
38
248
23 - 9 - 0

202 cm
30
278
28 - 8 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conviction
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Oulu Laine!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Conor The Barbarian!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Yukihiro Shimada and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Barbarian takes a head kick and keeps coming.

It looks like Conor The Barbarian has been cut.
Laine throws a poor cross that misses
and The Barbarian counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Oulu Laine has been cut.
Laine throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The Barbarian misses with a body kick.
Laine throws a wild body kick that The Barbarian sees coming a mile off.
The Barbarian is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Laine with a body shot.
Laine lands a lovely overhand right.
Oulu Laine seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Barbarian misses with a hook. Laine ducked under it nicely.
Laine swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and The Barbarian counters with a lovely straight right hand!
We've been told by Laine's head coaches at FF Forever that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Laine takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The Barbarian takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Laine moves to clinch but The Barbarian breaks away
and Laine takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Laine throws a body punch but The Barbarian moves out of range.

The Barbarian cracks Laine with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Laine looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can The Barbarian finish him?

Laine is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Laine thows a leg kick but The Barbarian checks it
and The Barbarian counters with a huge right that knocks Laine out cold! The Barbarian is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Conor The Barbarian!
Conor The Barbarian is the new heavyweight champion!
Our winner, Conor The Barbarian, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.