PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Jihadi John (ranked 5891 p4p, 22469 weight class) and Tearrius George (ranked 177 p4p, 111 weight class). John comes into the arena with Ali-A blaring out of the sound system. George has chosen West Side Connection Bow Down as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

John
vs
George

195 cm
34
276
12 - 15 - 0

186 cm
46
227
30 - 35 - 1

Dangerous knees
Experienced

Good kicks
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Jihadi John !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 35 - 1, fighting out of New York, Tearrius George!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Steve Smith and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
George throws a hook to the side of John 's head but John sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
As George tries to get set, John tries to push him back and clinch up but George manages to avoid the attempt.
George loads up on a big right hand but John slips the punch.
George tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and John is able to avoid easily.
A lazy left from John finds it's target.
Both fighters circling a little - John finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
George should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
George motions for John to come forward. George throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
John thuds his shin into the meat of George's side.
John chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before George can pounce on him.
George misses with a hook. John ducked under it nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

John forces George back against the ropes and clinches.
John connects with a knee to the head.

It looks like Tearrius George has been cut.
A shot in the inside from George.
George throws a punch but it's blocked by John .
A head punch on the inside from George fails to land.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
John blocks a punch to the side of the head.
George pushes John back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
John prevents a body shot from George.
A head punch on the inside from George fails to land.
George's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
John lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
George looks winded!
John lands a good knee to the midsection. George won't want to take too many of those.

That's one minute gone in the round.
John creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through George's defenses.
A knee to the head by John .

That has opened up Tearrius George's cut even more.
John landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
John lands a body punch in the clinch.
John lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
John lands a damaging elbow.
John lands a knee to the head.

The cut above Tearrius George's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
John lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.

The crowd are calling 'kneeees!' as John has the Thai clinch. John obliges, smashing a knee brutally into George's nose and sending him crashing to the canvas! Will be beat the count?! 3,4,5,6,7,8...9... and he's up on 9! Wow, that was close! The referee takes a long look and is going to allow it to continue!

George is rocked!

Tearrius George's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tearrius George's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Jihadi John !
A very excited looking Jihadi John rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.