PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stinky Armpits (ranked 997 p4p, 2687 weight class) and Gaius Marius (ranked 138 p4p, 344 weight class). Armpits's entrance music is Side to Side. A fine choice. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Armpits
vs
Marius

190 cm
24
215
9 - 4 - 0

189 cm
24
215
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Fast

PWNAGE
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Stinky Armpits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Gaius Marius!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Marius throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Armpits counters with a left to the body.
Armpits throws a lazy uppercut
and Marius counters with a slapping leg kick.
Marius takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Armpits on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Marius. Marius obviously looking to wear him down.
Armpits misses with a jab to the body
and Marius counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Gaius Marius seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Marius throws a leg kick that misses.
Marius looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Marius is looking to score with low kicks.
Marius with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Marius works Armpits's body with a nice hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Armpits throws a half hearted mid kick.
Armpits lands a jab to Marius's midsection.
A chopping leg kick lands by Marius.
Marius tries to work over Armpits's front leg with a kick but Armpits checks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Marius takes a swing at Armpits's ribcage but misses.
Armpits looks to throw the jab but Marius is out of range.
Marius throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Armpits looks to land a right hand but Marius moved out of range.
Marius looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Marius.
Marius ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Marius uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Armpits.
Marius throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Armpits stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Marius throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A little feinted left hand from Armpits on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Armpits takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Armpits clobbers Marius with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Armpits tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Armpits steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Marius.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Armpits tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Armpits fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Marius manages to avoid it.

Armpits sends Marius crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Armpits is motioning to the referee to let Marius up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Armpits throws the left hand but Marius avoids the punch easily.
Marius doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Marius misses with a hook. Armpits ducked under it nicely.
Marius with the inside leg kick.
Armpits throws a right and a left that both miss.
Marius throws out a counter right but Armpits avoids it with no problem.
Marius lands a jab to the nose.
Armpits throws a looping overhand right but Marius ducks down to avoid it.
Marius moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Marius lands an overhand right.
Armpits cracks Marius with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Armpits with a body punch. A glancing blow.

Armpits lands a big uppercut and Marius crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Marius looks OK. Armpits waves Marius back to his feet!

Marius is rocked!
Marius connects with a body shot.
Marius is still on wobbly legs! Can Armpits finish him?
Marius slips a straight right by Armpits.
Marius throws out a counter right but Armpits avoids it with no problem.
Marius throws a leg kick but Armpits sees it coming and moves out of range.
Marius staying out of range there.
Marius seems to have recovered his senses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Marius throws a head kick that half lands.
Armpits takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Armpits looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Armpits checks a low kick from Marius.
It looked like Armpits was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Marius throws a nice inside leg kick.
Armpits misses with a wild body shot.
Armpits is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Marius feints and then cracks Armpits's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Armpits down.
A nice inside leg kick there by Marius. That's going to slow Armpits down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Armpits scores with a punch to the head.
Armpits scores with a hook to the body. Marius takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Armpits wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Armpits misses with a looping right.
Marius only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Armpits throws a shot from downtown. Marius moves away and avoids it.
Armpits on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Marius. Marius obviously looking to wear him down.
Marius slips under a jab.
Marius lands with an overhand left.
Marius connects with an inside leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Armpits slips a jab and a cross from Marius.
Armpits slips a jab from Marius.
Marius fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Armpits manages to avoid it.
Armpits missing with a left hand there. Marius was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Stinky Armpits will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Marius slips a straight right by Armpits.
Marius looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Armpits misses with an uppercut
and Marius counters with a straight right hand.
Marius scoring well with a low kick there.
Armpits checks the leg kick.
Marius throws a low kick but Armpits moves out of range easily.
Armpits swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.

Armpits sends Marius crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Armpits is motioning to the referee to let Marius up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Armpits slips a straight right by Marius.
Armpits throws a counter high kick but Marius was just alert enough to avoid it.
Armpits misses the shot to the body.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Marius might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Armpits has got the better of the exchanges.
Armpits uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Marius.
Armpits thinks about countering with a head kick.
Marius pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Armpits is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Marius slips a straight right by Armpits.
Armpits backing away here, and Marius unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Marius staying out of range there.
Stinky Armpits is winning the standup battle so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Marius throws a leg kick that is checked
and Armpits counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Marius connects with an inside leg kick.
Marius ducks under a wild hook from Armpits.
Armpits misses with a hook to the body
and Armpits takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fight stays on the outside here - Marius looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Armpits has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Marius finds it's way round the side to connect with Armpits's head.
Armpits ducks under a wild hook from Marius.
Marius throws out a loose jab but Armpits uses good head movement to avoid it.
Armpits throws a push kick but Marius slaps the foot to one side.
Armpits blocks a head kick by Marius.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Marius chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Armpits throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Marius sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Armpits misses with a right hand
and Marius counters with a right hand to the body.

Armpits lands a left and a right that send Marius crashing to the mat, dazed. Armpits thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Marius fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Armpits looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Marius throws a leg kick
and Armpits counters with a beautiful right hand that knocks Marius out cold! What a finish! Armpits is going crazy, running around the mat, summersaulting off the corner posts and screaming into the cameras. Something tells me he's pretty happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Stinky Armpits!
A very excited looking Stinky Armpits rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.