PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dirk Diggler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Filemom Macarenco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Diggler might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to SEX MY FIST. Macarenco has chosen Carry On My Wayward Son as his entrance music. Filemom Macarenco is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Diggler
vs
Macarenco

190 cm
22
283 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

186 cm
22
220 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dirk Diggler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Filemom Macarenco!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Tiny Johnson and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Diggler takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Nice cross by Macarenco.

It looks like Dirk Diggler has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A jab from Macarenco misses.
Macarenco throws an overhand right that lands on Diggler's shoulder, as Diggler tries to avoid the shot.
Diggler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Macarenco.
Macarenco looks to land a right hand but Diggler moved out of range.
A punch combination from Diggler misses.
Diggler ducks under a wild hook from Macarenco.
Diggler has a takedown stuffed.
Diggler ducks under a wild hook from Macarenco.
Nice straight punches there by Macarenco. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Macarenco.
Macarenco thows a left - swing and a miss!
Macarenco connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Macarenco thows a left - swing and a miss!
Macarenco moves into range and connects with a jab.
Diggler doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Diggler is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Macarenco fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Diggler square on the jaw! Damn, Diggler is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Filemom Macarenco!