PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Meluv Bigtitties (ranked 2062 p4p, 2099 weight class) and Chad Billingsly (ranked 269 p4p, 272 weight class). Bigtitties comes to the cage accompanied by JOE WALSH - I LIKE BIG TITS. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bigtitties
vs
Billingsly

194 cm
22
205
4 - 3 - 0

192 cm
22
226
9 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Granite chin

PWNAGE

Finnish Elite Extreme Science

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Meluv Bigtitties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Chad Billingsly!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Phil Schofield and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - Bigtitties throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Billingsly has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Billingsly moves away from the strike by Bigtitties.
Nice sprawl there from Bigtitties as Billingsly shoots in.
Bigtitties throwing a counter right hand but Billingsly manages to avoid it.
Bigtitties takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Meluv Bigtitties seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Billingsly moves out of range as Bigtitties strikes.
Bigtitties fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Billingsly on the side of the head.

It looks like Chad Billingsly has been cut.
Bigtitties misses with a straight right.
Billingsly closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bigtitties circles away.

Billingsly closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

Bigtitties pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Billingsly darts in and clinches Bigtitties up against the cage.

Bigtitties breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bigtitties loads up on a big right hand but Billingsly slips the punch.
Bigtitties displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Billingsly.
Meluv Bigtitties has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chad Billingsly.
Bigtitties throws a jab when Billingsly was well out of range.
Billingsly staying out of range there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bigtitties avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Billingsly tries to clinch up.
Bigtitties misses the shot to the body.
A jab from Bigtitties misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bigtitties takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bigtitties misses with a hook.
Meluv Bigtitties is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bigtitties throws out a loose jab but Billingsly uses good head movement to avoid it.
Billingsly let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A head kick misses from Billingsly.
We've been told by Bigtitties's head coaches at Shao Kahns Training Facility that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Billingsly stalks Bigtitties and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Bigtitties's face. Bigtitties staggers backwards, shaken.
Bigtitties loads up on a big right hand but Billingsly slips the punch.
Billingsly looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bigtitties is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Billingsly displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bigtitties throws out the jab.
The crowd cheers as Bigtitties lands an impressive looking overhand right. Billingsly doesn't seem phased though.
Billingsly closes the distance and clinches up with Bigtitties, looking for a takedown. Billingsly pushes Bigtitties against the cage but Bigtitties circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Billingsly fails to land the takedown.
Bigtitties throws a jab but it's blocked by Billingsly.
Bigtitties loads up on a big right hand but Billingsly slips the punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The fight stays on the outside here - Billingsly looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Billingsly dives in and grabs Bigtitties's left leg, looking for a takedown. Bigtitties pushes down on Billingsly's head and hops out.
Billingsly misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bigtitties looks to throw the jab but Billingsly is out of range.
Billingsly takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Bigtitties throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nice uppercut lands for Bigtitties. That snapped Billingsly's head back.
Billingsly slips under a jab from Bigtitties.
Billingsly tries to bum rush Bigtitties with a series of wild strikes but Bigtitties uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Billingsly defending well as Bigtitties loads up on a big left hand.
Bigtitties waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Billingsly.
Billingsly swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Billingsly lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Billingsly uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bigtitties.
Billingsly takes one to the chin there.
Bigtitties misses with a wild body shot.
Bigtitties ducks under a wild hook from Billingsly.
Nice uppercut lands for Billingsly. That snapped Bigtitties's head back.
Billingsly closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Nice defenses there by Billingsly.
Billingsly tries to clinch but Bigtitties is having none of it.
Billingsly wants to clinch up but Bigtitties keeps it at a distance.
Nice defenses there by Billingsly.
Billingsly displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bigtitties throws out the jab.
Bigtitties throws a shot from downtown. Billingsly moves away and avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bigtitties throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Billingsly counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Billingsly throws a punch but it's blocked by Bigtitties.
Bigtitties blocking some punches.

Bigtitties escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bigtitties misses with a hook. Billingsly ducked under it nicely.
A big right from Bigtitties misses.
Billingsly let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Billingsly tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bigtitties paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bigtitties was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bigtitties connects with a body shot.
Billingsly throws a solid leg kick but Bigtitties takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Billingsly.
Billingsly jabbing away but nothing is landing.

Bigtitties cracks Billingsly with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Billingsly looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Bigtitties finish him?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bigtitties misses with an uppercut. Billingsly saw that one coming.
Bigtitties loads up on a big right hand but Billingsly slips the punch.
Billingsly was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Bigtitties cracks Billingsly with a hook to the temple - Billingsly is on wobbly legs here! Bigtitties swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Billingsly falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Bigtitties wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Meluv Bigtitties!
Meluv Bigtitties seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.