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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Macca Outback (ranked 317 p4p, 703 weight class) and Rectal Thermometer (ranked 46 p4p, 107 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Macca Outback!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rectal Thermometer!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Ackerman and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thermometer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thermometer throws the left hand but Outback avoids the punch easily.
Outback went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Good standup being displayed there by Thermometer as he connects with a hook.
A slow jab from Thermometer misses its intended target.
Outback has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Outback there as he acknowledges the shot.
Outback looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Outback doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Outback walks into a straight right hand from Thermometer.
Thermometer slips under a jab.
Thermometer lands a jab to Outback's midsection.
Thermometer just misses with a punch to the body.
Outback moves away from the strike by Thermometer.
Thermometer swings for the body but Outback moves out of range.
Outback swings for the body but Thermometer moves out of range.
Thermometer tries to counter with a clinch but Outback shakes him off and moves away.
Thermometer looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Thermometer clinches with his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thermometer misses with a punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thermometer lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Outback.
Outback working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Thermometer.
Thermometer tries a body shot but Outback blocks it.
Thermometer misses with some punches.
Outback blocks an uppercut.
Thermometer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thermometer has a couple of punches blocked by Outback.
Thermometer throws a head punch that misses.
Outback blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Outback digs a right hand underneath Thermometer's ribcage. Thermometer let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Thermometer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thermometer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thermometer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Outback doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thermometer tries to throw a body punch but Outback avoids it by throwing Thermometer back against the cage.
Thermometer misses with a punch to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Outback working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with a punch to the body.
Thermometer has a couple of punches blocked by Outback.
Thermometer has a couple of punches blocked by Outback.
Outback prevents a body shot from Thermometer.
Thermometer has a couple of punches blocked by Outback.
Thermometer makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thermometer misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Thermometer fails to land.
Outback blocking some punches.
Thermometer swings wildly with an uppercut but Outback uses good head movement to avoid it.
A right hand to the body from Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with some punches.
Thermometer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thermometer throws a head punch that misses.
Thermometer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Outback blocks an uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Outback lands a right hand.
Thermometer struggles to land a body shot inside as Outback controls his hands.
Thermometer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thermometer lands an uppercut.
Outback can't find room to land a body shot as Thermometer controls the action.
Outback misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thermometer throws a punch but it's blocked by Outback.
Thermometer digs a right hand into Outback's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Outback's gas tank.
Outback working aggressively here.
Thermometer has a couple of punches blocked by Outback.
Outback tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thermometer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Outback backwards.
Outback blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thermometer misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Thermometer fails to land.
Outback misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Outback lands a body punch in the clinch.
Thermometer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Outback backwards.
Outback lands with a light punch inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thermometer lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with some punches.
Thermometer throws a punch but it's blocked by Outback.
Outback lands a shot to the body.
Thermometer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thermometer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thermometer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Outback lands a body shot in the clinch.
Outback manages to break the clinch.
A jab from Outback misses.
Rectal Thermometer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A swing and a miss from Thermometer.
Outback fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Thermometer takes a swing at Outback's ribcage but misses.
Outback takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Thermometer's jab looks to have found its range, popping Outback under the eye.
Outback throws a combination. Thermometer tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Rectal Thermometer dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Thermometer takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Outback lands a jab to the head.
Outback misses with a hook.
Thermometer wants to counter the offense by Outback and move into the clinch position.
Outback comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Thermometer throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Outback stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Outback moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Thermometer throws a shot from downtown. Outback moves away and avoids it.
It looked like Outback wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Thermometer misses with a looping left.
Thermometer looks to score with a jab to the body but Outback is just out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thermometer throws a lazy uppercut
and Outback counters with a stiff right hand.
A slow jab from Outback misses its intended target.
Outback staying out of range there.
Thermometer takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thermometer scores with a shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thermometer tries to clinch but Outback is having none of it.
It looked like Outback was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Thermometer.
Thermometer throws out a loose jab but Outback uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thermometer rushes Outback and presses him up against the cage.
Outback wants to break free but Thermometer has control.
Outback working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Outback.
Outback pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Thermometer tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Outback paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Thermometer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Outback was well out of range. Poor timing from Thermometer.
Thermometer thuds his right hand into Outback's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Thermometer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Outback counters with a straight right hand.
Thermometer looks to land a left hand but Outback moved out of range nicely.
Thermometer connects with a right hand. Outback shakes it off.
Thermometer throws a hook to the side of Outback's head but Outback sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thermometer connects with a body shot.
Thermometer throws a poor cross that misses
and Outback cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice uppercut lands for Thermometer. That snapped Outback's head back.
Thermometer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Outback.
Outback appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Thermometer bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Thermometer scores with a jab to the body.
Thermometer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thermometer connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Outback momentarily.
Outback slips a jab from Thermometer.
As Thermometer backs away, Outback returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Thermometer swings widly with a right hand
and Outback counters with a low kick, right behind Thermometer 's knee.
Outback swats away the attempt to clinch by Thermometer.
Thermometer gets in close and instigates a clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Outback.
Rectal Thermometer seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Outback has a couple of punches blocked by Thermometer.
Outback lands an uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Outback as the two fighters clinch.
Outback lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thermometer backwards.
Thermometer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Thermometer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Outback lands a shoulder strike.
Thermometer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thermometer.
Thermometer has a couple of punches blocked by Outback.
Thermometer swings wildly with an uppercut but Outback uses good head movement to avoid it.
Outback lands a body shot in the clinch.
A short right from Thermometer.
Outback pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Thermometer gets in close and instigates a clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thermometer has a couple of punches blocked by Outback.
Thermometer is working Outback over against the cage.
Outback lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Thermometer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Outback lands with a light punch inside.
Thermometer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Outback breaks from the clinch.
Thermometer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Outback counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Thermometer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
It looked like Outback wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Thermometer bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Outback's head.
Nice straight punches there by Thermometer. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Thermometer.
Outback uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thermometer.
Outback fires out a quick counter leg kick but Thermometer just manages to avoid it.
Outback takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Thermometer on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Thermometer throws a lazy right hand but Outback sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Outback was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Rectal Thermometer will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Outback takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Thermometer misses the shot to the body.
Thermometer on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Outback swats away the attempt to clinch by Thermometer.
Thermometer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Outback throws out the jab.
Outback throws a shot from downtown. Thermometer moves away and avoids it.
Outback bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Thermometer's head.
Thermometer misses the jab.
Outback appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thermometer misses with a body shot.
It looked like Outback was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Thermometer.
Thermometer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Thermometer scores with a nice right hand.
Thermometer lands an overhand right.
A cross from Thermometer lands.
Rectal Thermometer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thermometer looks to score with a jab to the body but Outback is just out of range.
Thermometer has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Thermometer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Outback.
Thermometer throws a big shot that misses.
Outback uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thermometer.
Outback is looking to counter punch.
Thermometer wants to clinch but Outback slips to the side
and Outback cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Thermometer checks a leg kick.
Outback walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Outback takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Outback throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Thermometer stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Outback moves away from the strike by Thermometer.
Outback avoids the body shot from Thermometer.
Thermometer connects with a good right hand that stumbles Outback. Outback circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thermometer cracks Outback with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Outback throws a jab when Thermometer was well out of range.
Thermometer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Outback swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Outback misses with a wild body shot.
Outback lands a head shot.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
A short body shot lands from Thermometer as the two fighters clinch.
Thermometer softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Thermometer blocks an uppercut.
Thermometer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Outback scores with a shoulder strike.
Thermometer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Outback blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thermometer blocks a body shot from Outback.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thermometer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Outback.
Thermometer tries a body shot but Outback blocks it.
Thermometer lands a shot to the body.
Outback blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Outback doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Outback has a couple of punches blocked by Thermometer.
Thermometer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thermometer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thermometer lands a body punch in the clinch.
Thermometer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thermometer creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Outback misses with the head strike.
Thermometer works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Thermometer misses with a punch to the body.
Outback blocks an uppercut.
Outback softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Thermometer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thermometer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Outback can't find room to land a body shot as Thermometer controls the action.
Thermometer blocking some punches.
Thermometer gets through Outback's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Outback looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Thermometer throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Outback.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thermometer.
Thermometer blocks an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Outback blocking some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thermometer.
A short right from Outback on the inside.
Outback lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thermometer backwards.
Thermometer misses with a punch on the inside.
Outback prevents a body shot from Thermometer.
Outback escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Outback steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thermometer.
Outback on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Rectal Thermometer really dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Thermometer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Outback.
Outback on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Thermometer takes a swing at Outback's ribcage but misses.
Outback bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Thermometer misses with an uppercut. Outback saw that one coming.
Thermometer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Outback.
Thermometer looks to score with a jab to the body but Outback is just out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Outback on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Thermometer lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Thermometer works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thermometer throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Outback on the side of the head.
Thermometer lands with a hook. Outback tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Thermometer lunges at Outback with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Outback's hand.
Thermometer tries to clinch but Outback moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thermometer misses with a hook to the body
and Outback counters with a stiff right hand.
Thermometer works Outback's body with a nice hook.
Thermometer swings widly with a right hand
and Outback connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Thermometer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Outback.
Good exchange - Outback coming out on top.
Thermometer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Outback.
Thermometer throws out a loose jab but Outback uses good head movement to avoid it.
Outback has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Outback there as he acknowledges the shot.
Thermometer throws a right hand that misses
and Outback counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Thermometer throws a big shot that misses.
Outback is looking to counter punch.
Outback gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Thermometer works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Outback steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thermometer.
Outback uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with a hook
and Outback counters with a straight right hand.
Thermometer tries to clinch there but Outback circles away.
Thermometer digs a good hook to Outback's body.
Thermometer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Thermometer misses with a hook
and Outback cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A slow jab from Outback misses its intended target.
Outback moves away from the strike by Thermometer.
Thermometer throws a lazy uppercut
and Outback counters with a straight right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thermometer cracks Outback with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Outback gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Thermometer.
Thermometer takes a swing at Outback's ribcage but misses.
Thermometer jabs at Outback's body.
Thermometer loads up on a big right hand but Outback slips the punch.
Outback swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Outback steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Thermometer.
Thermometer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Outback swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Outback misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thermometer.
Thermometer slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Thermometer lands with an uppercut that bounces Outback off the cage and back into range.
Thermometer throws a lazy uppercut
and Thermometer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Thermometer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Outback counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thermometer throws a big shot that misses.
Thermometer misses with a right hand
and Outback connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thermometer darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Thermometer rushes Outback and presses him up against the cage.
Thermometer presses Outback against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Outback tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Outback throws a head punch that misses.
Outback lands a hook that snaps the head of Thermometer backwards.
Thermometer throws a head punch that misses.
Outback's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Outback walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Outback keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thermometer.
Thermometer throws a right hand that misses
and Outback counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Thermometer rushes Outback and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Rectal Thermometer dominated that fourth round.
That's time! Outback's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Outback misses with a lunging right hand
and Thermometer counters with a stiff right hand.
Thermometer loads up on a big right hand but Outback slips the punch.
Thermometer misses with a straight right.
A bone on bone clash there as Thermometer blocks the leg kick.
Thermometer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Outback.
Outback feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Thermometer looks to clinch
and Thermometer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Donk. Outback catches Thermometer right on the button with a cross.
Outback throws a body punch but Thermometer moves out of range.
Outback is looking to land body kicks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Outback takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Outback on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Thermometer lands a jab to the nose.
A jab from Thermometer does it's job there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thermometer misses with a wild body shot.
Nice shot by Thermometer.
Outback bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Outback uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Thermometer.
A shot to the body from Outback misses
and Thermometer counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Outback blocks a jab.
Outback was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Outback sizes up Thermometer with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Outback misses with a low kick as Thermometer jumps back.
A swing and a miss from Thermometer.
A left lands for Thermometer.
A jab from Thermometer misses.
Rectal Thermometer is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Outback.
Thermometer works Outback's body with a nice hook.
Thermometer just misses with a punch to the body.
Outback is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Outback on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Thermometer throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Outback to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Outback takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Thermometer throws out a loose jab but Outback uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thermometer throws the left hand but Outback avoids the punch easily.
Thermometer misses with a straight left.
Outback throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thermometer uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Outback is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thermometer scores with a nice strike.
Thermometer throws a hook but Outback avoids it easily.
A swing and a miss from Thermometer.
An attempted straight right counter from Outback misses the target.
Thermometer throws a jab when Outback was well out of range.
Thermometer just misses with a punch to the body.
Macca Outback has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Outback ducks under a wild hook from Thermometer.
Thermometer tries to clinch there but Outback circles away.
Thermometer misses with a left hand
enabling Outback to counter with a crisp jab.
Thermometer lands a nice looking body shot.
Outback slips a jab from Thermometer.
Thermometer misses with a right hand
and Outback counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nice shot lands for Thermometer.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thermometer slips under a jab.
Outback gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Thermometer throws a big shot that misses.
Thermometer misses with a right hand
and Outback counters with a low kick, right behind Thermometer 's knee.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice body punch from Thermometer.
Outback takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Outback ducks under a wild hook from Thermometer.
Thermometer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Outback manages to avoid it.
It looked like Outback wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Thermometer lands with a cross.
Thermometer looks to score with a jab to the body but Outback is just out of range.
Outback swats away the attempt to clinch by Thermometer.
And that's the end of the fight!
Rectal Thermometer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Thermometer has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 45:50
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 46:50
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 45:50
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rectal Thermometer!
Rectal Thermometer is the new middleweight champion!
Rectal Thermometer very nearly forgot to thank Conquer amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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FIGHT
RATING
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