PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Schmorgen Biscuit (ranked 2257 p4p, 1606 weight class) and Dexter Krampus (ranked 298 p4p, 238 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Biscuit
vs
Krampus

183 cm
36
223
30 - 29 - 0

190 cm
36
208
17 - 13 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Voodoo Nutrition

Urban Fighter
Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 29 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Schmorgen Biscuit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dexter Krampus!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Krampus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Dexter Krampus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Krampus closes the distance and clinches.
Krampus stalling the fight.
Krampus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Krampus blocks an uppercut.
Krampus misses with a hook to the ribs.
Krampus managing to block the knees to the body from Biscuit.
Krampus prevents a body shot from Biscuit.
Krampus softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Krampus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Biscuit is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Krampus is defending well for now.
Biscuit blocks a body shot from Krampus.

Krampus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Krampus takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
No joy there for Biscuit, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The fight stays on the outside here - Biscuit looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Biscuit moves into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Krampus.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Biscuit creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Krampus lands with a right to the head.
Krampus scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Krampus can't find room to land a body shot as Biscuit controls the action.
A bit of stalling here from Krampus.
Krampus tries to throw a body punch but Biscuit avoids it by throwing Krampus back against the cage.

Biscuit is fighting off a takedown attempt but Krampus is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Biscuit to the mat. Biscuit regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Biscuit preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Krampus advances to half guard.
Krampus trying to pass the guard but Biscuit defending well.

Krampus is working for a kimura but Biscuit is defending it quite comfortably.

Biscuit is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Krampus pulls his head out easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit regains full guard. Nicely done.
Krampus sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Biscuit's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Krampus is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Biscuit has managed to free his arm - good work.
Biscuit taking some punishment here, with Krampus in his half guard.

Biscuit looking for submissions off his back.
Krampus is looking to take a break and control but Biscuit is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Krampus controlling the action here.
Ground and pound from Krampus.

Krampus is looking for a kimura here.
Biscuit is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Krampus's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Krampus's back!
Biscuit misses with punches from the back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Krampus wants to escape the position.
Krampus is keeping busy.
Biscuit lands a punch that was close to the back of the head but the ref thinks it's OK.
Krampus breaks Biscuit's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Krampus wants to control from the top but Biscuit keeps moving.
Krampus trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Biscuit looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Krampus lands a couple of digs.
Krampus lands a couple of decent looking shots.

Biscuit looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Krampus slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dexter Krampus dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.

Krampus looks to throw the jab but Biscuit is out of range.
Biscuit is looking to counter the offense by Krampus and move into the clinch.

Krampus moves into the clinch successfully.
Krampus working aggressively here.
Krampus misses with a short punch on the inside.

Biscuit has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Krampus uses from the top position.
Biscuit keeping moving, preventing Krampus from controlling successfully.

Krampus avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Krampus has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Mentor Gym. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Krampus controls from within his opponent's guard.
Dexter Krampus has got the better of the ground game so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Krampus landing some decent shots from guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Krampus lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Krampus loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Biscuit keeping full guard, as Krampus tries to pass.
Biscuit looking for a sweep. Not yet Biscuit, not yet.
Krampus is stalling in the full guard.
Krampus throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Biscuit avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Biscuit keeping moving, preventing Krampus from controlling successfully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Krampus looking to sit in guard and control but Biscuit gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Krampus not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Biscuit works over Krampus with some ground and pound from guard.
We've been hearing that Biscuit has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Krampus wants to sweep but no luck.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Biscuit trying to control the position from guard on top but Krampus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Biscuit is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Biscuit wants to control from the top but Krampus keeps moving.
Biscuit throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Biscuit avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Biscuit trying to control but Krampus is working from the bottom.
Krampus wants to sweep but no luck.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Krampus has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Krampus controlling Biscuit's posture.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Krampus's jab looks to have found its range, popping Biscuit under the eye.

It looks like Schmorgen Biscuit has been cut.
Krampus shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Biscuit as he jumps to the side.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Krampus throws a big shot that misses.
Biscuit seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Biscuit looks to land a left hand but Krampus moved out of range nicely.
And Krampus tries to counter it with a takedown but Biscuit pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Krampus avoids the body shot from Biscuit.

Biscuit moves into the clinch.
Krampus blocks the elbow strike.
Biscuit misses with a hook from the clinch.
Biscuit blocks a body shot from Krampus.
Biscuit blocks an uppercut.
Krampus is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Krampus on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Krampus misses with some punches.
A frustrated look appears on Krampus's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Biscuit misses with a hook to the ribs.
Krampus on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Krampus tries to break free but Biscuit pushes him back against the cage.
Krampus throws a punch but it's blocked by Biscuit.
Krampus lands a nice uppercut.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Dexter Krampus will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Schmorgen Biscuit's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Biscuit tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Krampus paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Krampus shoots in for a takedown but Biscuit shows good takedown defense.
Biscuit ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Krampus thows a left - swing and a miss!
Biscuit cracks Krampus with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Krampus lands with a cross.
Biscuit tries to close the distance and clinch up but Krampus swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Biscuit lands with a straight right. Krampus didn't see that one coming.
Krampus drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Biscuit connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biscuit waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Krampus.

Krampus throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Biscuit was covering up waiting for the punch and Krampus finishes the takedown easily into guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Krampus wants to control from the top but Biscuit keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Krampus landing with the ground and pound.

Krampus drops back looking for a leg! Biscuit is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Biscuit manages to kick Krampus off! Krampus jumps back into Biscuit's guard.
Krampus looking to sit in guard and control but Biscuit gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Krampus wants to sweep but no luck.

Krampus working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Biscuit doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Biscuit manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Dexter Krampus is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Krampus lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Biscuit can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Krampus controls the pace.

Biscuit looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Biscuit had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Krampus defends it easily.

Biscuit looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Krampus has picked Biscuit up and slammed him! Biscuit can't keep hold of the triangle and Krampus manages to pass to side control!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biscuit being controlled for a moment.
Biscuit tries to buck Krampus off but Krampus is having none of it.
Schmorgen Biscuit has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Krampus wants to control but Biscuit is keeping him busy.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Biscuit sneaks back into half guard.
Krampus not doing much here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

Biscuit actively working from the bottom here.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Dexter Krampus.
I've got Krampus winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 27:30
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dexter Krampus!
In his post fight interview, Dexter Krampus started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.