PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Yajson Rram (ranked 499 p4p, 2932 weight class) and Lazy Bastard (ranked 54 p4p, 292 weight class). Rram comes to the ring accompanied by Overhaul. Yajson Rram could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Lazy Bastard's chin.

Rram
vs
Bastard

164 cm
28
146
19 - 9 - 0

190 cm
35
157
30 - 31 - 1

World class boxer
Cardio machine

World class boxer
Heavy handed

KOMBAT KLOTHING

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Yajson Rram!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 31 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lazy Bastard!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Shirou Masuda and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rram walks into a jab.
Bastard scores with a crisp jab that stopped Rram in his tracks.
Rram uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bastard.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Rram is just out of range.
Bastard misses with a body shot.
Bastard misses with a hook. Rram ducked under it nicely.
Rram looks to throw the jab but Bastard is out of range.
Rram fails to land with a series of punches.
Rram moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
A jab from Bastard misses.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Rram moves away.
Bastard throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Rram lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bastard walks into a stiff left hand from Rram.
Rram misses with a series of wild punches.
Rram connects with a body shot that sends Bastard's belly button to the back.
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rram steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
As Bastard looks to move away, Rram throws a big counter combo but Bastard just gets out of the way.
Bastard throws a series of punches but Rram moves out of range.
Bastard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bastard tries to move into range but Rram moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bastard misses with a two punch combination.
Rram steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bastard.
Rram definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Bastard takes a swing at Rram's ribcage but misses.
Bastard is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Bastard pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bastard takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bastard just misses with a punch to the body.
Bastard looks to land a left hand but Rram moved out of range nicely.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Rram is out of range.
Rram moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Rram ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bastard uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rram.
Bastard staying out of range there.
Bastard tries to bum rush Rram with a series of wild strikes but Rram uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Rram lands a nice shot to the body.
Rram throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bastard stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Rram bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bastard throws an overhand right that lands on Rram's shoulder, as Rram tries to avoid the shot.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Rram defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bastard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rram.
Rram was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Rram ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Bastard swinging wildly here.
Bastard looks winded!
Bastard throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Rram is out of range.
Rram is looking to wear down Bastard with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Bastard shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Rram connects with a leg kick.
Rram swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A low kick lands for Rram.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Bastard keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Rram.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Bastard on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Lazy Bastard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rram misses with a two punch combination.
Despite the aggression on Bastard's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Rram keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Rram lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bastard moves forwards but Rram connects with a nice, crisp jab.

Bastard is rocked!
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Bastard takes one to the side of the head.
Bastard is still on wobbly legs! Can Rram finish him?
Rram keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bastard blocks a low kick nicely.
Bastard seems to have recovered his senses.
A combination from Bastard does no damage.
Bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bastard misses with a double jab.

Rram moves into the clinch successfully.

Rram breaks the clinch.
Bastard misses the jab.
A little feinted left hand from Rram on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bastard blocks a jab.
Bastard jabs at Rram's body.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rram fails to land with a series of punches.
A nice side step and Bastard releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rram looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Rram slips a jab and a cross from Bastard.
Rram quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Bastard with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Rram to score with a decent uppercut.
Rram connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rram slips under a jab.
Bastard lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Rram misses with the combination.
Rram is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.

Rram moves into range and clinches up with Bastard.
Rram tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Rram manages to break the clinch.
Bastard misses the jab.
Bastard swings for the body but Rram moves out of range.
Rram fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bastard.
Good standup being displayed there by Rram as he connects with a hook.
Rram connects with a body shot.
Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Rram.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bastard tests Rram's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Rram keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bastard.
Rram throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bastard takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Rram misses with an uppercut. Bastard saw that one coming.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Yajson Rram will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Bastard takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bastard fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Rram looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Rram connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Bastard lands the left hand.
Rram stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Bastard swings for the body but Rram moves out of range.
Rram moves out of range as Bastard strikes.
Bastard throws out a loose jab but Rram uses good head movement to avoid it.
A little feinted left hand from Rram on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bastard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rram moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Rram throws a right and a left that Bastard avoids nicely.
Bastard fails to land with a series of punches.
Rram takes one to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A punch lands to the side of Bastard 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Rram displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Rram throws a hook to the side of Bastard's head but Bastard sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Rram thuds a left hand into Bastard's body.
A big right from Rram misses.
Rram misses the jab.
Bastard throws a counter combo.
Yajson Rram is winning the standup battle so far.
Rram cracks Bastard with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Rram throws a right hand that Bastard ducks under and follows up with a left that Bastard also avoids with ease.
Rram looks to land a right hand but Bastard moved out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rram missing with a left hand there. Bastard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bastard misses with a looping right.

Rram fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bastard, pushing him back against the ropes.
Bastard tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Bastard breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses.
Rram avoids a punch combination nicely.
Rram appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Bastard punishes Rram's body with a nice straight punch.
Bastard showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Rram.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Rram!
Bastard misses with a series of wild punches.
Rram lands with a nice body kick.
A big right from Bastard misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rram scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rram throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bastard avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bastard throws an overhand right that lands on Rram's shoulder, as Rram tries to avoid the shot.
Bastard throws a lazy right hand but Rram sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bastard slips a straight right by Rram.
Rram takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bastard misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rram with a nice cross.
Yajson Rram is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bastard looks to land a combination but Rram avoids it well.
Bastard is breathing heavily.
Rram slips under a jab from Bastard.
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Rram throws a big counter combination but Bastard scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Rram tests Bastard's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Rram throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rram tries to bum rush Bastard with a series of wild strikes but Bastard uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Rram misses with a double jab.
Jab, jab by Rram - just one landing.
Bastard scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Rram takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bastard defending well as Rram loads up on a big left hand.
Bastard throws out a counter right but Rram avoids it with no problem.
Bastard throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rram throws a good cross that connects.
Bastard has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bastard with a jab.
A shot to the liver by Rram. Beautiful body shot.
Rram looks to land a combination but Bastard avoids it well.
Bastard lands a jab.
Bastard waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rram.
Rram walks into a straight right hand from Bastard.
Rram avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bastard connects with a good right hand that stumbles Rram. Rram circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Rram fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bastard on the side of the head.
Bastard takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A combination from Rram does no damage.
A slapping leg kick lands for Rram.
Rram lands with a straight right. Bastard didn't see that one coming.
Rram throws a looping overhand right but Bastard ducks down to avoid it.
Nice uppercut there from Rram.
Rram wants to clinch up but Bastard keeps it at a distance.
Bastard lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.

Rram connects with a beautiful left hand that drops Bastard onto his butt! Bastard bounces straight back up though - he's OK. After the ref checks him out, we're back to the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rram digs a good hook to Bastard's body.
Rram misses with a straight left.
Bastard stalks Rram and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Rram's face. Rram staggers backwards, shaken.
Bastard lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Rram circles away quickly and effectively.
Rram swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rram manages to avoid it.
Rram slips under a jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Rram does a little dance to reset his feet.
An attempted straight right counter from Rram misses the target.
Rram scores with a hook.
Rram throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

Rram closes the distance and pushes Bastard back into the ropes.
Rram lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Rram breaks from the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bastard takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bastard on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Rram is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bastard can do to turn this around?
Rram defending well as Bastard loads up on a big left hand.
Rram throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rram with a jab.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Yajson Rram dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Bastard throws a jab but it's blocked by Rram.
Rram was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Bastard's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A big left from Bastard misses.
Rram slips a straight right by Bastard.
Rram throwing a counter right hand but Bastard manages to avoid it.
Rram works Bastard's body with a nice hook.
Rram dances in with a quick combination. Bastard is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Rram snaps Bastard's head back. Bastard stumbles backwards against the ropes. Rram steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Bastard's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Bastard just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Yajson Rram!
A very excited looking Yajson Rram made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.