PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rakin Schmoe (ranked 24398 p4p, 4589 weight class) and The Cash Money Boyz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schmoe comes to the cage accompanied by Callum Scott - Dancing on My Own. Rakin Schmoe had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Schmoe
vs
Money Boyz

215 cm
24
220
2 - 11 - 0

190 cm
18
268
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rakin Schmoe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, The Cash Money Boyz!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Chris Saunders and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Money Boyz moves into range and clinches up with Schmoe.

Money Boyz jumps guard.
Schmoe postures up.
Schmoe is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Money Boyz is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Schmoe is controlling him.
Schmoe will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Schmoe is stalling in the full guard.
Schmoe scoring with some ground and pound.
Money Boyz really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Schmoe. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Schmoe working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Money Boyz's head.
Money Boyz is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schmoe lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Schmoe lands a couple of elbows.
Schmoe makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Money Boyz should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Schmoe works over Money Boyz with some ground and pound from guard.
Money Boyz is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Schmoe has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schmoe with a nice head shot there.
Money Boyz working a defensive guard here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schmoe scoring with some ground and pound.
Schmoe lands a couple of digs.
Schmoe lands a couple of elbows.
Schmoe postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Money Boyz looking to hit a scissor sweep but Schmoe is one step ahead there.

Schmoe drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Schmoe jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Schmoe keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Money Boyz's head.
Schmoe distracts Money Boyz with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Schmoe distracts Money Boyz with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schmoe won't allow Money Boyz to sweep him here.
Schmoe cracks Money Boyz with a solid left hand.

Money Boyz looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Schmoe passes into side control.

Schmoe working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Schmoe tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Schmoe has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Schmoe creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Money Boyz is looking to regain half guard here but Schmoe keeps moving and retains side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schmoe landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Money Boyz takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Schmoe really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Schmoe landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Schmoe working the ground and pound.
Schmoe scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Money Boyz to see if he's OK.
Money Boyz wants to control but Schmoe postures up.
Schmoe scoring with punches from side control.
Schmoe landing a few strikes.
You can see the frustration on Money Boyz's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Schmoe in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.

Schmoe is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Money Boyz looks calm but he's in trouble here. Schmoe gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Money Boyz is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Schmoe lets go of the hold and Money Boyz can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Rakin Schmoe!
Rakin Schmoe decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.