PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Panagiotis Christoforou (ranked 6643 p4p, 3225 weight class) and Msujfnaud Mspomfad (ranked 186 p4p, 98 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Msujfnaud Mspomfad was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Christoforou
vs
Mspomfad

203 cm
19
275
3 - 3 - 0

201 cm
29
290
3 - 4 - 1

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

FEEBLE FIGHTWEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Panagiotis Christoforou!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Msujfnaud Mspomfad!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Percy O'Donnell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christoforou swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A big left from Christoforou misses.
Mspomfad throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Christoforou.

It looks like Panagiotis Christoforou has been cut.
Mspomfad finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Christoforou pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Christoforou throws a hook but Mspomfad blocks it.
Mspomfad takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

It looks like Msujfnaud Mspomfad has been cut.
Christoforou misses with a looping right.
Christoforou is stalking Mspomfad. Mspomfad circles to his left. Keeps circling left. Bam! Straight right from Christoforou, and it's lights out! Mspomfad really payed the price for that rookie mistake.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Panagiotis Christoforou!