PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alexander Eld (ranked 5391 p4p, 3080 weight class) and Brian Spam (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brian Spam is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Eld
vs
Spam

191 cm
25
208
0 - 0 - 0

196 cm
26
221
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Alexander Eld!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Brian Spam!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Sam Margolis and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spam with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Eld to score with a decent uppercut.

Spam drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Spam is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Spam pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Eld is keeping the position for now.
Spam is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Spam works a leg free and moves into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spam stalling.

Spam is trying to work for a kimura but Eld is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Spam is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Eld trying to control here.
Spam looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Spam has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eld is in all sorts of trouble here.
Spam content just to control the position here.
Spam avoids the attempt from Eld to control.
Spam wants to take his opponent's back but Eld doesn't allow it.
Eld is looking to improve his position but Spam isn't that keen on the idea.
Spam fails to advance to Eld's back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spam looking to control and managing it successfully.
Spam is looking to work his way around to Eld's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
Eld is trying to escape the mount.
Eld wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
Eld tries to break free.

Spam is working for the choke. He's slipped one arm under the chin. Eld has to defend the other arm for all he's worth... but Spam has managed to get that arm free too and he's tightening the choke! Eld taps out and looks absolutely disgusted with himself. Spam doesn't care though - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Brian Spam!