PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Beta Knox (ranked 1429 p4p, 2078 weight class) and Pit Canthropus Jr (ranked 192 p4p, 276 weight class). Knox comes to the cage accompanied by Anthrax | Fight Em Till You Can't. Canthropus Jr has chosen Austin Powers - Daddy Wasn't There as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Knox
vs
Canthropus Jr

172 cm
41
161
26 - 25 - 0

175 cm
34
165
18 - 15 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Money Inc. (160Q with Proof ) 165$

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 25 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Beta Knox!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 15 - 1, fighting out of New York, Pit Canthropus Jr!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Alec Ball and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Canthropus Jr takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Knox misses with a wild body shot.
Knox with a poor takedown
and Canthropus Jr counters with a series of strikes. Knox will be more careful next time no doubt.
Knox connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Canthropus Jr misses with a head kick.
Knox appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Knox darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Knox scores with a hook.

Canthropus Jr is rocked!
Canthropus Jr scores with a push kick.
Canthropus Jr is still on wobbly legs! Can Knox finish him?
Beta Knox seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Knox throws an overhand right that drops Canthropus Jr like a sack of potatoes! Knox dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Beta Knox!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Beta Knox waved his t-shirt featuring Money Inc. (160Q with Proof ) 165$ 's logo in front of the cameras.
Pit Canthropus Jr was interviewed post fight and said 'I blame this on my shit genetics. Fuck you Dad!'.