PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crazy Legs (ranked 4950 p4p, 2618 weight class) and Donald Trump (ranked 533 p4p, 314 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Trump's choice of entrance music: Back In Black. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Legs
vs
Trump

190 cm
21
270
0 - 0 - 0

191 cm
25
252
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crazy Legs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Donald Trump!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Alec Ball and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Legs.
Horrible takedown attempt by Trump or perhaps it was just good defense by Legs, which made it look bad.
Legs goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Crazy Legs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Trump misses with a body kick.
Trump shoots in looking for a takedown. Legs tries to sprawl out of it but Trump keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Legs manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

Legs gets tackled into the cage by Trump. Trump maintains the clinch.
Legs working aggressively here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trump blocking some punches.
Legs swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Legs is pressed up against the cage. Trump has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Legs down to the mat. Legs avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Crazy Legs has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Donald Trump.
Legs lands with a right hand.
Trump waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Legs cracks Trump with a right hand to the side of the head.
Donk. Legs catches Trump right on the button with a cross.
Legs looking to land some kicks to the body here.

Trump drives through and clinches with Legs against the cage.
Legs working aggressively here.
Trump wants a takedown but no success here.
Legs swings wildly with an uppercut but Trump uses good head movement to avoid it.
Trump is looking to take this one to the mat.
Trump looks winded!
Trump blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Legs.

Trump has clasped his hands together around Legs's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Legs is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

Trump is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Legs knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Legs is trying to buck Trump off.
Legs trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trump misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Trump controls the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Legs wants to get back to his feet but Trump drags him back down.
Legs knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Trump on the ground.
Trump is looking to take a break and control but Legs is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Legs throws a body kick, spinning off balance

and Trump holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Trump blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Legs misses with some punches.
Legs is trying to push Trump away but Trump has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Legs throws a punch but it's blocked by Trump.
Trump blocks an uppercut.
Legs working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Trump works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trump trying to control but Legs is working from the bottom.
Trump won't allow Legs to get back to his feet.

Trump is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Trump won't allow Legs to get back to his feet.
Legs keeping moving, preventing Trump from controlling successfully.
Trump throws a big elbow that misses.
Trump stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Legs swivels though and keeps the full guard.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Crazy Legs is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Legs misses with a kick to the body

and Trump counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Trump.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Crazy Legs will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Trump doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Legs counters with a stiff right hand.
Legs lands a nice shot that snaps Trump's head back.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Legs.
Legs throws a right and a left that both miss.
Trump doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Legs dips to his left and cracks Trump with an uppercut!
Legs throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Legs lands the left hand.
Legs throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Legs bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Trump's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trump drops his hands momentarily and Legs takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Crazy Legs is winning the standup battle so far.
Legs lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Legs lands with an uppercut that bounces Trump off the cage and back into range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Trump takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Legs throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Legs lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Legs looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Trump is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Trump avoids a kick to the body.
Trump wants to clinch but Legs slips to the side
and Legs counters with a stiff right hand.
Trump tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Legs paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Trump fails with a takedown attempt.
Trump is breathing heavily.
Legs throws a jab when Trump was well out of range.
Trump moves out of range of the body kick from Legs.
Donald Trump is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Trump blocks a jab.
Legs lands with a straight right. Trump didn't see that one coming.
Legs gets off balance looking for a body kick

and Trump counters with a takedown into side control.
Legs is trying to escape and get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Trump tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Trump has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Trump tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Legs is trying to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Trump thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Trump tries for a kimura but Legs is defending well.

Legs explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!

Trump takes the fight into the clinch.
Trump blocking some punches.
Trump's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Trump.
Trump has Legs pressed against the cage, preventing Legs from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Legs breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Legs scores with a decent looking hook.
Trump tries to close the distance and clinch up but Legs swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Legs looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Trump ducks under a wild hook from Legs.
Trump blocks the body kick.
Trump swings for the body but Legs moves out of range.
Legs is looking to counter with a body kick.
Legs takes a kick to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Legs tests Trump's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Legs misses with an attempted mid kick.
Legs will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Trump misses with a takedown attempt
and Legs counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Crazy Legs has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Donald Trump.
Legs tries to land a front kick but Trump steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Legs throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Crazy Legs dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Legs uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Legs moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Legs darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Legs circles away from the clinch attempt.
Trump fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Legs throws a good cross that connects.
Legs sizes up Trump with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Legs thuds his shin into the meat of Trump's side.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trump takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Trump has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

Trump gets a clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Legs is trying to break free.
Legs misses with the head strike.
Trump takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Legs fails to land.
Legs fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Legs tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Legs.
Trump drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Legs gets the underhooks and prevents it.
A head punch on the inside from Legs fails to land.
Trump blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Legs swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Legs struggles to land a body shot inside as Trump controls his hands.
Legs fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Legs has a couple of punches blocked by Trump.
Legs swings wildly with an uppercut but Trump uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Legs wants to get back to striking at distance but Trump won't allow it.
Trump blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Trump drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Legs gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Crazy Legs has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Donald Trump.
Trump tries to pull guard but Legs forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Trump blocks an uppercut.
Legs misses with some punches.
Legs prevents a takedown attempt there.
Legs throws a head punch that misses.
Donald Trump has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Legs tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Legs pushes Trump back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Trump's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Legs lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Trump is trying to pull guard but Legs has him pressed against the cage.
Trump blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Trump blocking some punches.
Trump blocking some punches.
Legs misses with a short punch on the inside.
Legs lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Legs has had enough of the clinch but Trump keeps him there for the moment.
Legs wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Legs throws a punch but it's blocked by Trump.
Legs tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Trump has Legs pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Legs manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Legs misses with the head strike.
Legs lands with a light punch inside.
Legs misses with a hook from the clinch.
Legs scores with a nice hook to the head.
Still in the clinch, Legs scores with a nice short uppercut.
Legs lands with a right to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Legs has a couple of punches blocked by Trump.
Crazy Legs has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Legs throws a head punch that misses.
Legs is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Trump can do to turn this around?
Trump blocking some punches.
Legs working aggressively here.
Trump blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Trump blocks a punch to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Legs creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Crazy Legs is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Trump.

And that's the end of the fight!
Crazy Legs showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Legs, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:26
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:26
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 29:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Crazy Legs!