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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Maximilian Bonaparte (ranked 3752 p4p, 3111 weight class) and Alexandria OcasioCortez (ranked 434 p4p, 369 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Alexandria OcasioCortez was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Maximilian Bonaparte!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alexandria OcasioCortez!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Dillan Fox and Ian Loll.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Bonaparte misses.
OcasioCortez waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bonaparte.
OcasioCortez getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
It looks like Maximilian Bonaparte has been cut.
Bonaparte bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
OcasioCortez has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Bonaparte misses with a body shot.
OcasioCortez wants to counter with a clinch but Bonaparte pushes him away.
A looping hook to the body misses from OcasioCortez. Bonaparte does a little dance to reset his feet.
OcasioCortez misses with a looping right.
Bonaparte jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bonaparte connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Bonaparte throws a looping overhand right but OcasioCortez ducks down to avoid it.
Bonaparte blocks a jab.
A counter left hand to the body from Bonaparte misses its target.
Bonaparte dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on OcasioCortez. That did some damage!
OcasioCortez throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
OcasioCortez takes one to the chin there.
Bonaparte bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bonaparte pushes OcasioCortez away with a front kick.
Bonaparte definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bonaparte misses with the combination.
Bonaparte works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Bonaparte takes a swing at OcasioCortez's ribcage but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bonaparte scores with a hook.
Bonaparte misses with a body shot.
OcasioCortez rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bonaparte connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
OcasioCortez scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
OcasioCortez misses with a wild body shot.
OcasioCortez uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bonaparte.
Bonaparte misses with an uppercut.
It seemed like OcasioCortez was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bonaparte cracks OcasioCortez with a good jab.
Bonaparte blocks a jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from OcasioCortez. Bonaparte does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jab by Bonaparte.
Bonaparte with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Good shot there by Bonaparte.
This has been an exciting period of action!
OcasioCortez dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bonaparte keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from OcasioCortez.
Bonaparte scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bonaparte.
OcasioCortez rushes Bonaparte and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bonaparte wants to break free but OcasioCortez has control.
OcasioCortez misses with a punch on the inside.
OcasioCortez keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bonaparte's efforts to push away.
A head punch on the inside from OcasioCortez fails to land.
Bonaparte working hard to break the clinch.
Still in the clinch, OcasioCortez scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bonaparte blocks a body shot from OcasioCortez.
A quick uppercut on the inside from OcasioCortez.
OcasioCortez lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Bonaparte or not.
OcasioCortez can't find room to land a body shot as Bonaparte controls the action.
A shot in the inside from OcasioCortez.
Bonaparte is trying to break the clinch but OcasioCortez has him pressed against the cage.
OcasioCortez lands with a short shot to the head.
Bonaparte blocking some punches.
A right handed body shot lands from Bonaparte.
OcasioCortez has Bonaparte pressed against the cage, preventing Bonaparte from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
OcasioCortez working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
OcasioCortez lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bonaparte backwards.
Nice body punch from Bonaparte.
OcasioCortez doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bonaparte.
Bonaparte is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
OcasioCortez throws a punch but it's blocked by Bonaparte.
Bonaparte tries to circle away but OcasioCortez has him pinned against the cage.
Bonaparte is trying to force a seperation but OcasioCortez has the dominant position.
Bonaparte is trying to break the clinch but OcasioCortez is controlling him.
OcasioCortez lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bonaparte backwards.
Bonaparte wants to break the clinch but can't.
OcasioCortez tries a body shot but Bonaparte blocks it.
Bonaparte misses with a body punch.
OcasioCortez swings away with an uppercut that misses.
OcasioCortez prevents a body shot from Bonaparte.
OcasioCortez has a couple of punches blocked by Bonaparte.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bonaparte pushes OcasioCortez back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Bonaparte is trying to break free.
A quick uppercut on the inside from OcasioCortez.
OcasioCortez struggles to land a body shot inside as Bonaparte controls his hands.
OcasioCortez misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bonaparte is trying to break the clinch but OcasioCortez is controlling him.
Bonaparte taking a breather.
OcasioCortez misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bonaparte misses with a shot to the kidneys.
OcasioCortez misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bonaparte.
OcasioCortez throws a punch but it's blocked by Bonaparte.
OcasioCortez lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
OcasioCortez tries a body shot but Bonaparte blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bonaparte.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
OcasioCortez misses with some punches.
Bonaparte wants to get back to striking at distance but OcasioCortez won't allow it.
Bonaparte tries to break free but OcasioCortez pushes him back against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Alexandria OcasioCortez will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Maximilian Bonaparte's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
OcasioCortez takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bonaparte cracks OcasioCortez with a good jab.
OcasioCortez moves away from the strike by Bonaparte.
OcasioCortez throws a shot from downtown. Bonaparte moves away and avoids it.
Bonaparte smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bonaparte darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
OcasioCortez avoids a punch combination nicely.
OcasioCortez takes one to the chin there.
OcasioCortez bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
OcasioCortez misses with an uppercut
and Bonaparte counters with a left to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bonaparte tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but OcasioCortez was well out of range. Poor timing from Bonaparte.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bonaparte. OcasioCortez does a little dance to reset his feet.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from OcasioCortez! But no joy.
OcasioCortez throws a looping overhand right but Bonaparte ducks down to avoid it.
OcasioCortez showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bonaparte.
Maximilian Bonaparte seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
OcasioCortez throws a big shot that misses.
OcasioCortez takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bonaparte lands a lovely overhand right.
Bonaparte scores with a jab to the jaw.
OcasioCortez throws the left hand but Bonaparte avoids the punch easily.
A quick step to the side and Bonaparte tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Maximilian Bonaparte is winning the standup battle so far.
OcasioCortez looks to score with a jab to the body but Bonaparte is just out of range.
OcasioCortez drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Bonaparte swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
OcasioCortez is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Bonaparte with a body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Bonaparte there.
Bonaparte ducks under a wild hook from OcasioCortez.
Bonaparte throws a right and a left that both miss.
OcasioCortez throws out a powerful jab.
Bonaparte lunges at OcasioCortez with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by OcasioCortez's hand.
Bonaparte thuds his shin into the meat of OcasioCortez's side.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
OcasioCortez ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bonaparte moves away.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Bonaparte here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
OcasioCortez missing with a left hand there. Bonaparte was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bonaparte scores with a nice head shot.
OcasioCortez uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bonaparte.
OcasioCortez throws a hook but Bonaparte blocks it.
Bonaparte keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bonaparte drops OcasioCortez with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but OcasioCortez looks back up at him and smiles so Bonaparte waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
OcasioCortez is rocked!
Bonaparte catches OcasioCortez with a right, a left, a right. It's raining punches and OcasioCortez forgot an umbrella! Another punch and he's down. This one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Maximilian Bonaparte!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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