PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Max Chaos (ranked 187 p4p, 228 weight class) and Settakian Fett (ranked 30 p4p, 37 weight class). Chaos comes to the cage accompanied by Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Chaos
vs
Fett

180 cm
32
180
23 - 10 - 0

180 cm
38
173
32 - 19 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Max Chaos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 19 - 0, fighting out of New York, Settakian Fett!
The judges for this bout are Percy O'Donnell, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chaos scores with the left hand. Fett knows he should have avoided that one.
Chaos swings for the body but Fett moves out of range.
Chaos shoots in looking for a takedown. Fett tries to sprawl out of it but Chaos keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Fett manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Fett is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Chaos swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Chaos darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Chaos lands strikes from half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chaos tries to pass to full mount but Fett defends it.

Fett looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Fett is trying to get back to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, if Chaos is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fett on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Chaos is thwarting Fett's attempts to control the position.
Chaos trying to control from half guard but Fett is working away.

Chaos moves into side control, avoiding a weak kimura attempt from Fett.
Fett struggling a bit here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Chaos cracks Fett with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Chaos is working Fett over with some ground and pound from side control.
Fett takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Chaos is looking to take a break and control but Fett is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Chaos cracks Fett with a big right hand but Fett just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Chaos working the head and body with strikes.
Fett tries to buck Chaos off but Chaos is having none of it.
Fett looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Fett is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Chaos tries to advance to mount but Fett denies him.
Fett is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Chaos off and has taken his back!
Chaos is really stuck here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Fett is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
Chaos tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Chaos regains half guard.
Fett wants to control but Chaos is keeping him busy.
The fighters are battling for position here. Chaos manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Fett is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Fett trying to control but Chaos is working from the bottom.
Chaos is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Fett trying to control the position from guard on top but Chaos is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chaos is pulling down on Fett's head. It's preventing any offense from Fett, at least for the moment.

Chaos throws his legs up looking for a submission but Fett uses it to pass to side control.
Chaos manages to get back to half guard.
Chaos moves into full guard.
Fett wants to control from the top but Chaos keeps moving.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Chaos has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Chaos working a defensive guard here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Max Chaos dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Chaos throws a jab when Fett was well out of range.
Chaos just misses with a punch to the body.
Despite the aggression on Fett's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Chaos is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Fett can do to turn this around?
Chaos throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fett throws a counter combo.
Fett slips a straight right by Chaos.
Fett lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
A telegraphed right hand from Chaos misses the target.
Fett throws a counter combo.
Chaos throws the left hand but Fett avoids the punch easily.
Fett is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Chaos throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fett sees it coming and avoids it easily.
As Chaos backs off Fett throws a huge counter combo but Chaos manages to avoid it all.
Chaos throws a jab when Fett was well out of range.
Fett throws a counter combo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chaos scores with a jab.
Settakian Fett is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Chaos shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Chaos was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Fett can't do much from the bottom here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fett is trying to get back to half guard.
Fett is not content to let Chaos control the position.
Chaos lands a decent elbow from side control.
Chaos advances to full mount.

Chaos looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Chaos working the ground and pound effectively.
Chaos working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Chaos landing strikes from the mount and Fett is in trouble!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chaos prevents Fett from getting the reversal.
Chaos lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Fett hang on?
Chaos trying to control but Fett is having none of it.
Fett keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Chaos lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fett is in all sorts of trouble here.
Chaos scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Fett?
Chaos trying to control but Fett is having none of it.
Chaos scores with a couple of good head shots there.

Fett is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chaos looking to control but Fett is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Fett bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Fett wants to control from the top but Chaos keeps moving.

Chaos looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Chaos is looking to cinch up a triangle. Fett throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Chaos's body to avoid the submission. Chaos has instead reached around Fett's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Chaos arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Max Chaos!
Our winner, Max Chaos, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.