PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Richard Anderson (ranked 3508 p4p, 2705 weight class) and Hunter Biden (ranked 103 p4p, 84 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Anderson
vs
Biden

200 cm
19
275
2 - 2 - 0

190 cm
20
270
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Richard Anderson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hunter Biden!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Cecil Peabody and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biden throws a hook but Anderson avoids it easily.
Biden misses with a jab, cross combination.
Biden misses with a lunging right hand
and Biden takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Biden fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Anderson throws the left hand but Biden avoids the punch easily.
Biden tries to move into range but Anderson moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

It looks like Hunter Biden has been cut.
Biden jabs at Anderson's body.

Anderson closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Anderson is stalling here.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Biden works on Anderson's body with a couple of short punches.
Anderson is breathing heavily.
Biden lands with a left to the head.
Anderson tries for a takedown. No joy.
Biden tries a body shot but Anderson blocks it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A shot in the inside from Biden.
Biden tries to work over Anderson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Biden lands a right hand that snaps the head of Anderson backwards.

It looks like Richard Anderson has been cut.

Biden breaks the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biden thows a left - swing and a miss!
Biden fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Anderson manages to avoid it.
Biden swings for the body but Anderson moves out of range.
Biden misses with a hook.
Biden looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Biden swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Anderson misses the shot to the body.
A jab from Anderson misses.
Anderson's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Biden connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Anderson scrambles back to his feet.
Biden rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Anderson moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Biden on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Biden looks to throw the jab but Anderson is out of range.
Anderson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Biden is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Biden misses with a body shot.
Biden misses with a straight left.
Biden lands with a nice combination. Anderson backs away looking to recover.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Anderson slips under a jab from Biden.
Anderson throws a jab when Biden was well out of range.
Anderson defending well as Biden loads up on a big left hand.

Anderson closes the distance and pushes Biden back into the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biden pushes Anderson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Anderson misses with the head strike.
Biden lands with a left to the head.
Biden lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Anderson backwards.

Richard Anderson's cut is getting worse.
A nice left hand lands by Biden.
Anderson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Anderson.
Anderson is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Anderson tries to work over Biden's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Biden throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Biden lands with a light punch inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Biden.
A right hand to the body from Biden.
Anderson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Biden throws a punch but it's blocked by Anderson.
A head punch on the inside from Biden fails to land.
Biden swings wildly with an uppercut but Anderson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Biden softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Biden breaks from the clinch.
Anderson takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Hunter Biden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big right from Biden misses.
Biden throws a big shot that misses.
Anderson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Biden.
A telegraphed right hand from Biden misses the target.
Nice cross by Biden.
Anderson lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Anderson is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.

Biden drops Anderson with a beautiful combination! Anderson stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Biden is looking for the KO!

Richard Anderson's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Biden throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Anderson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Anderson ducks under a wild hook from Biden.
Biden lands the left hand.
Anderson on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Biden punishes Anderson's body with a nice straight punch.
Anderson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Biden throws out the jab.
Anderson throws a hook but Biden blocks it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Biden! But no joy.
Anderson slips a jab from Biden.
A counter left hand to the body from Anderson misses its target.
Anderson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Biden cracks a nice hook into Anderson's ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biden waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Anderson.
Biden thows a left - swing and a miss!
Anderson's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Biden connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Anderson scrambles back to his feet.

Jeez, Richard Anderson's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Richard Anderson's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Hunter Biden!
A relieved looking Hunter Biden thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.